Censored Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 . Vacation, swimsuits, warm weather, and free-flowing alcohol. It doesn’t take much of an imagination to understand why a cruise makes seemingly every couple become overtaken with the urge to have a little hanky-panky on the balcony. Who wants to admit doing this? And is it really allowed? Love to read a few stories on this! Baked Alaska, RCIfan1912 and BowTieBrigade 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordell1 Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 What happens on a cruise ship, stays on the cruise ship... FireFishII, WoodsTravels, DonR and 9 others 4 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USFFrank Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 It's only illegal if you get caught. Keanoknick, RCIfan1912 and PPPJJ-GCVAB 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveK Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 43 minutes ago, Censored said: ...every couple become overtaken with the urge to have a little hanky-panky on the balcony. Who wants to admit doing this? Is this even real? So out of all the experienced cruisers here, who personally has gone out onto their balcony and actually witnessed this 'hanky panky' going on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokeybandit Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 38 minutes ago, wordell1 said: What happens on a cruise ship, stays on the cruise ship... Except for STDs Neesa, Nick560, rjac and 3 others 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXcruzer Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 35 minutes ago, SteveK said: Is this even real? So out of all the experienced cruisers here, who personally has gone out onto their balcony and actually witnessed this 'hanky panky' going on? This is very, very real……. CrimsonCruiser, Censored and SteveK 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tjcruisers Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 At my age, sleep is far more important Pooch, Neesa, FireFishII and 10 others 3 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScooterScott22 Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 51 minutes ago, SteveK said: Is this even real? So out of all the experienced cruisers here, who personally has gone out onto their balcony and actually witnessed this 'hanky panky' going on? If you ever go see the love and marriage show while on the cruise it is pretty easy to extrapolate that about half of the couples partake in this recreational activity. My math is based on usually one to two couples (or at least one half of the couples) state "on the cruise ship balcony" during the show. I only feel bad for those folks that have to deal with the audience not only in the theater but that are out on the balcony in Central Park rooms on the Oasis class ships! SteveK, Trish D, Censored and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyPandy Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 Smile your on CCTV and it can get boring on the bridge at night. Cactus527, FoxboroCruiser, Carlos A. and 1 other 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXcruzer Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 30 minutes ago, AndyPandy said: Smile your on CCTV and it can get boring on the bridge at night. The closed circuit cameras are pointed down the longitudinal axis of the ship, not pointing into the balconies of themselves So long as one is cognizant of positioning, privacy can be very easily maintained Carlos A. and Keanoknick 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Censored Posted January 14, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 1 hour ago, SteveK said: Is this even real? So out of all the experienced cruisers here, who personally has gone out onto their balcony and actually witnessed this 'hanky panky' going on? I have not witnessed this, but as a gambler I will wager $1,000 that this is real. On every single cruise. SteveK, TXcruzer and DJsMrs 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Censored Posted January 14, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 12 minutes ago, TXcruzer said: The close circuit cameras are pointed down the longitudinal axis of the ship, not pointing into the balconies of themselves This is true, but if your cabin is forward closer to the bridge , you might get caught. Years ago my wife got caught sneaking a puff on the balcony. An officer knocked on our door with a warning, and that was the end of that. Now if were something else?..... I dunno. Maybe they take their binoculars out and enjoy the show? monctonguy, FireFishII and TXcruzer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Censored Posted January 14, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 1 hour ago, USFFrank said: It's only illegal if you get caught. Please provide the policy and or fine print on that. ScottD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_1stTimer Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 16 minutes ago, TXcruzer said: The closed circuit cameras are pointed down the longitudinal axis of the ship, not pointing into the balconies of themselves So long as one is cognizant of positioning, privacy can be very easily maintained The cam on our balcony was pointed to see our balcony. A towel would have fixed that problem though. Wouldn't be a pleasant experience for an adjacent family with kids to hear or peak at though, so a little discretion would be advised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 1 hour ago, smokeybandit said: Except for STDs Is pre cruise testing coming back? AshleyDillo, FoxboroCruiser, CrimsonCruiser and 5 others 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXcruzer Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 31 minutes ago, _1stTimer said: The cam on our balcony was pointed to see our balcony. A towel would have fixed that problem though. Wouldn't be a pleasant experience for an adjacent family with kids to hear or peak at though, so a little discretion would be advised. Interesting- I have never seen a camera on a balcony pointing in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_1stTimer Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 35 minutes ago, TXcruzer said: Interesting- I have never seen a camera on a balcony pointing in It was pointing out but could surely capture balcony activity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rfk Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 Honestly I think smoking would be considered a much bigger problem and a 100% certain intervention. steverk and Baked Alaska 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Diego Garrett Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 Yep, happened on the balcony next to ours. Apparently they had just met in the club a few hours before and decided to head to his cabin and make their way onto the balcony. I think the whole port side of the ship could hear her. Trish D, Linda R, Keanoknick and 9 others 11 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveK Posted January 15, 2023 Report Share Posted January 15, 2023 6 hours ago, San Diego Garrett said: ....they had just met in the club a few hours before and decided to head to his cabin. He must have bought her a few cocktails. Great bang for buck by the sounds of it. Floski, stevendom57, Cactus527 and 8 others 10 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cactus527 Posted January 15, 2023 Report Share Posted January 15, 2023 Not on a cruise ship balcony, but definitely on a balcony at a resort in Hawaii. We just made sure it was dark out and kept quiet. The idea of someone peeking around the balcony divider on a ship is what terrifies me! "Oh, hello, what are you two doing?" Censored, SteveK, lbow1984 and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyPandy Posted January 15, 2023 Report Share Posted January 15, 2023 17 hours ago, TXcruzer said: The closed circuit cameras are pointed down the longitudinal axis of the ship, not pointing into the balconies of themselves So long as one is cognizant of positioning, privacy can be very easily maintained It actually was meant as a light hearted comment, to go with this light hearted thread, but see photo. Cameras can rotate, and zoom in. and the guest there is Steven. ( Steven Seagull). Linda R, Censored, BowTieBrigade and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safemike1 Posted January 15, 2023 Report Share Posted January 15, 2023 I would do it, but then if I did, there would be several complaints from people looking down from the upper decks of a beached whale on the balcony!! FireFishII, Floski, PPPJJ-GCVAB and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustfsu Posted January 15, 2023 Report Share Posted January 15, 2023 I swear last year I was on the front of the ship watching us pull into Aruba and looked down the back of the ship and this lady came on her balcony topless to check out the view of the island, but as soon as I saw it she started to walk in. I had to do a double take, like did I just see that WAAAYTOOO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Posted January 15, 2023 Report Share Posted January 15, 2023 I didn't realise that when people replied to some posts saying " This is a fans site only " they meant Only Fans lol Used to be posts all about transfers to ports, Wifi speeds etc now it's about voyeurism CrimsonCruiser, Baked Alaska, Villageidiot and 2 others 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RCIfan1912 Posted January 15, 2023 Report Share Posted January 15, 2023 Well may have wanted to but doing the act is another story. No way I'm going there. Way too embarrassing if caught. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigKarl Posted January 15, 2023 Report Share Posted January 15, 2023 I have had sex on our balcony MANY times and it was very scary indeed. Most of the time I was all alone! RCIfan1912, stevendom57, 4ensic and 6 others 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoomSlayer Posted January 15, 2023 Report Share Posted January 15, 2023 I refuse to either confirm or deny any activities I partake in while in international waters. LOL. Truth is, personally I have not, but I have had some -- shall we say -- loud neighbors. Censored 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phd1003 Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 On 1/14/2023 at 10:45 AM, Censored said: I have not witnessed this, but as a gambler I will wager $1,000 that this is real. On every single cruise. That bet is easy money...I can attest that it has happened on all cruises I've been on. Some people get balconies for the the sights and sounds, others get it to watch the Submarine races... RCIfan1912 and Censored 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RCIfan1912 Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 Just out of curiosity is this kinda activity something that can get you in trouble? Can this get kicked off the ship? Also do you think security cameras can see this kinda thing going on your balcony? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srp431 Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 Wonder if the hot tubs have seen this kind of action ? Censored 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TravisMA81 Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 I did some of my own "research" on a popular adult video site. I can confirm there are a bunch of them, a few on royal ships. I don't know why it would be an issue unless they were really loud or in port. You're on vacation, have some fun. I personally haven't done anything on a balcony, but have gotten to second base on the elevator once with a stranger I met at the bar. Cactus527, Censored, RCIfan1912 and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Censored Posted January 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 18 hours ago, AndyPandy said: It actually was meant as a light hearted comment, to go with this light hearted thread, but see photo. Cameras can rotate, and zoom in. and the guest there is Steven. ( Steven Seagull). to zoom in on a private balcony....is this legal? I will ask the captain next meet and greet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4ensic Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 Central Park for the shy and Promenade for the bold ! DoomSlayer, AshleyDillo, Cactus527 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cactus527 Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 33 minutes ago, 4ensic said: Central Park for the shy and Promenade for the bold ! Good thing I got one of those interior rooms with a view into Central Park for a future cruise! #timetopeoplewatch Censored and DoomSlayer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bean79 Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 Oh yeah, every cruise we get a balcony on its mandatory lol, as long as no one is in the rooms next to us at the time. Censored 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vancity Cruiser Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 The question should be who doesn't do this? At least try to keep it down lol. Just got off the Oasis and the couple above us was extremely noisy lol RCIfan1912 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 On 1/14/2023 at 6:10 PM, SteveK said: He must have bought her a few cocktails. Great bang for buck by the sounds of it. Or she bought him a few... SteveK and RCIfan1912 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveK Posted January 17, 2023 Report Share Posted January 17, 2023 On 1/16/2023 at 10:15 AM, Phd1003 said: That bet is easy money...I can attest that it has happened on all cruises I've been on. I stand corrected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avfrattner Posted January 17, 2023 Report Share Posted January 17, 2023 Neither confirm nor deny...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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