rjac 2,628 Posted October 28, 2020 Report Share Posted October 28, 2020 What did the church mouse say to the other mice? Have you accepted cheeses as your Lord and Savior? WAAAYTOOO, 4ensic, cruisellama and 2 others 3 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cruisellama 685 Posted October 29, 2020 Report Share Posted October 29, 2020 What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea. rjac, WAAAYTOOO, Ogilthorpe and 1 other 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HeWhoWaits 1,166 Posted October 29, 2020 Report Share Posted October 29, 2020 What happens if a cow doesn't shave? It grows a moo-stache. cruisellama, Ogilthorpe, JLMoran and 1 other 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cruisellama 685 Posted October 29, 2020 Report Share Posted October 29, 2020 Why didn’t the sailors play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck JLMoran, Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cruisellama 685 Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears? A Buccaneer! WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coneyraven 2,077 Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 JLMoran, Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JLMoran 6,802 Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 A dog walks into a saloon. It’s limping badly and bleeding from one foot. The saloon quiets down as everyone stares. The dog stares back, slowly looking around, and says... ”I’m lookin’ for the man what shot m’ paw.” rjac, Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cruisellama 685 Posted November 1, 2020 Report Share Posted November 1, 2020 Q: What did the ocean say to the pirate? A: Nothing—it just waved! JLMoran, WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cruisellama 685 Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 What has 8 legs, 8 arms and 8 eyes? 8 pirates. Ogilthorpe, JLMoran, RWDW1204 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cruisellama 685 Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 I once took a Spanish course on a cruise ship And I got lost at si WAAAYTOOO, rjac and Ogilthorpe 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cruisellama 685 Posted November 11, 2020 Report Share Posted November 11, 2020 What kind of grades does a pirate get in school? High seas! JLMoran, Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coneyraven 2,077 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 Do They Allow Loud Laughing in Hawaii Or just A Low Ha? WAAAYTOOO, rjac, Ogilthorpe and 1 other 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JLMoran 6,802 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 20 minutes ago, coneyraven said: Do They Allow Loud Laughing in Hawaii Or just A Low Ha? :: GROOOAAAANNNNNN :: I have to have my kids read this thread. They will suddenly have a deep appreciation for just how MILD my own dad jokes are. Ogilthorpe, rjac, PRebecca and 1 other 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rjac 2,628 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 What do you call a proctologist is Jamaica?..........Pokey Mon. Ogilthorpe 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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twangster 25,761 Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 On 11/10/2020 at 7:10 PM, cruisellama said: What kind of grades does a pirate get in school? High seas! What kind of grades does a pirate in school hope for? Low seas! WAAAYTOOO, cruisellama and Ogilthorpe 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cruisellama 685 Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 Transcript of a radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Over. Americans: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Over. Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Over. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Over. Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course. Over. Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. OVER. Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call. Over. PRebecca, WAAAYTOOO, Ogilthorpe and 1 other 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cruisellama 685 Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 Why did the zombie eat the pirate? He wanted a career change, and heard that you ARR what you eat Ogilthorpe, WAAAYTOOO and RWDW1204 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HeWhoWaits 1,166 Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 Why was the man fired from the calendar factory? For taking a day off. WAAAYTOOO, RWDW1204 and Ogilthorpe 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coneyraven 2,077 Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 Ogilthorpe, RWDW1204 and WAAAYTOOO 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cruisellama 685 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 Did you hear about the pirate who became a great chef? He mastered the seven sea-sonings WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rjac 2,628 Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 If I were a superhero, I would be known as Typo Man. I would write all the wrongs. coneyraven, WAAAYTOOO, Ogilthorpe and 1 other 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cruisellama 685 Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 A pirate walks into a bar, and the bar tender asks, "What's with the paper towel on your hat?" The pirate replies, "ARR - I got a Bounty on me head! " WAAAYTOOO, JLMoran, Ogilthorpe and 2 others 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cruisellama 685 Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 You know you overdid it at Thanksgiving when the Tupperware shouts, " Where are the leftovers?" JLMoran, Ogilthorpe, rjac and 1 other 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cruisellama 685 Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 Why don't zombies like pirates? They're too salty... Ogilthorpe, WAAAYTOOO and acesandeights 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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