RWDW1204 Posted July 30, 2020 Report Posted July 30, 2020 We're both Army but still thought this was funny. Ogilthorpe, JLMoran, MrB and 1 other 4 Quote
rjac Posted August 1, 2020 Report Posted August 1, 2020 How do you make a sweet 85 year old lady swear? Shout Bingo! Ogilthorpe, JLMoran and WAAAYTOOO 3 Quote
coneyraven Posted August 3, 2020 Report Posted August 3, 2020 RWDW1204, Big Tule, rjac and 3 others 6 Quote
coneyraven Posted August 11, 2020 Report Posted August 11, 2020 rjac, Ogilthorpe, RWDW1204 and 2 others 1 4 Quote
JLMoran Posted August 16, 2020 Report Posted August 16, 2020 A man became the first in history to survive after having his entire hepatic system surgically removed. The headlines read, "Patient recuperating 'beautifully' after de-liver-y" Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote
coneyraven Posted August 20, 2020 Report Posted August 20, 2020 emmef, WAAAYTOOO, rjac and 4 others 1 6 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted August 21, 2020 Report Posted August 21, 2020 @coneyraven just reminded me of this classic. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine. Ogilthorpe, WAAAYTOOO and coneyraven 3 Quote
coneyraven Posted September 15, 2020 Report Posted September 15, 2020 I can't stop laughing Ogilthorpe, cruisellama and WAAAYTOOO 3 Quote
coneyraven Posted September 16, 2020 Report Posted September 16, 2020 Big Tule, WAAAYTOOO, Ogilthorpe and 1 other 4 Quote
rjac Posted September 18, 2020 Report Posted September 18, 2020 What did the rapper 50 cent do when he was hungry? 58! WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote
rjac Posted September 27, 2020 Report Posted September 27, 2020 RWDW1204, WAAAYTOOO, Big Tule and 2 others 5 Quote
coneyraven Posted September 29, 2020 Report Posted September 29, 2020 This one took me a minute Big Tule, Ogilthorpe and RWDW1204 3 Quote
WAAAYTOOO Posted September 29, 2020 Author Report Posted September 29, 2020 1 hour ago, coneyraven said: This one took me a minute Took me a while to figure that one out, too. I had to say it out loud for it to make any sense ! Ogilthorpe and coneyraven 2 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted September 29, 2020 Report Posted September 29, 2020 I had to decide between making salad with my wife or playing catch with my grandson. It was a toss-up. Ogilthorpe 1 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted September 29, 2020 Report Posted September 29, 2020 The problem with Italian food is that you're hungry again just five or six days after you eat it. WAAAYTOOO, Ogilthorpe, Morganno and 1 other 4 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted September 29, 2020 Report Posted September 29, 2020 How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? Just look for fresh prints. WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted September 29, 2020 Report Posted September 29, 2020 Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted September 30, 2020 Report Posted September 30, 2020 Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How was he killed?" asked one detective. "With a golf gun," the other detective replied. "A golf gun! What is a golf gun?" "I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan." Big Tule, Ogilthorpe, coneyraven and 4 others 4 3 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted September 30, 2020 Report Posted September 30, 2020 An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Ghurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an Ethiopian went to a night club. The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai. RWDW1204, rjac, Ogilthorpe and 3 others 6 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted October 1, 2020 Report Posted October 1, 2020 Q: What time do the cows go to bed? A: When it's pasture bed time! Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote
WAAAYTOOO Posted October 1, 2020 Author Report Posted October 1, 2020 1 hour ago, HeWhoWaits said: Q: What time do the cows go to bed? A: When it's pasture bed time! LOVE this one Quote
coneyraven Posted October 2, 2020 Report Posted October 2, 2020 rjac, WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 3 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted October 3, 2020 Report Posted October 3, 2020 Knock. Knock. Who's there? Yoda Lady! Yoda Lady Who? Nice yodeling! JLMoran, WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 1 Quote
coneyraven Posted October 5, 2020 Report Posted October 5, 2020 rjac, JLMoran, Ogilthorpe and 1 other 4 Quote
rjac Posted October 5, 2020 Report Posted October 5, 2020 Did you know that Megan Markle's husband has decided to go into acting, just like his wife. He'll be referred to as the actor formerly known as prince. StephanieH, Ogilthorpe, coneyraven and 1 other 3 1 Quote
rjac Posted October 5, 2020 Report Posted October 5, 2020 38 minutes ago, coneyraven said: Must be a Maryland thing......... JLMoran, Ogilthorpe, coneyraven and 1 other 4 Quote
coneyraven Posted October 5, 2020 Report Posted October 5, 2020 8 minutes ago, rjac said: Must be a Maryland thing......... No --- If it was a Maryland thing, it would have Old Bay JLMoran, Ogilthorpe, rjac and 2 others 4 1 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted October 6, 2020 Report Posted October 6, 2020 16 hours ago, rjac said: Must be a Maryland thing......... Very PeeGee Canny coneyraven and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote
coneyraven Posted October 9, 2020 Report Posted October 9, 2020 On 10/6/2020 at 7:37 AM, HeWhoWaits said: Very PeeGee Canny I grew up in Hared Canny #ECStrong "Rise Above The Water" cruisellama 1 Quote
coneyraven Posted October 9, 2020 Report Posted October 9, 2020 Big Tule, JLMoran, RWDW1204 and 3 others 6 Quote
JLMoran Posted October 9, 2020 Report Posted October 9, 2020 1 hour ago, coneyraven said: As someone who just voted to legalize marijuana here in NJ (ballot initiative), I appreciate this statement. Quote
rjac Posted October 9, 2020 Report Posted October 9, 2020 Where do cow farts come from?..........The dairy air. Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote
WAAAYTOOO Posted October 9, 2020 Author Report Posted October 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, rjac said: Where do cow farts come from?..........The dairy air. THAT is funny ! rjac and cruisellama 1 1 Quote
cruisellama Posted October 10, 2020 Report Posted October 10, 2020 Q.What has a bottom at its top? A. A leg. Ogilthorpe 1 Quote
rjac Posted October 13, 2020 Report Posted October 13, 2020 What's the last thing Jeff Bezos does before he goes to bed?.........He puts his pajamazon. RWDW1204, WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 3 Quote
coneyraven Posted October 13, 2020 Report Posted October 13, 2020 Ogilthorpe, rjac, WAAAYTOOO and 3 others 6 Quote
cruisellama Posted October 15, 2020 Report Posted October 15, 2020 A man is standing on deck, idly watching the water. On a nearby island, he spots somebody. He strains his eyes to see, and can make out that it is a very thin, dirty looking man with wild hair. He watches him jump up and down, wave, run along the beach and can even faintly make out that he man is yelling at the top of his lungs. Intrigued, the Tourist turns to the Captain, who is standing nearby: "So, what is up with that guy?" The Captain shrugs. "I dunno. He's always this happy when we sail by." coneyraven and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote
cruisellama Posted October 16, 2020 Report Posted October 16, 2020 Hadn't seen this one. Ogilthorpe and Big Tule 2 Quote
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