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  1. rjac

    Corny Jokes

    Two men were sitting next to one another at Murphys Pub in London, and after awhile, one of the blokes turned to the other and said, “I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.” “Yes, that I am!” the bloke responded, to which the first one replied, “So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?” “Im from Dublin, I am,” the other bloke said, and the first one replied, “So am I!” “Mother Mary and begora,” the other bloke said. “And what street did you live on in Dublin?” “A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town,” he replied, to which the first one said, “Faith and it’s a small world. So did I! So did I! And to what school would you have been going?” “Well now, I went to St. Marys, of course,” the other bloke said, with the first one replying, “And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?” “Well, now, lets see. I graduated in 1964,” the other bloke said. “The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us!” the first bloke exclaimed. “I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same place tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Marys in 1964 my own self!” At this point, a woman named Vicky came in and sat down at the bar. The bartender Brian walked over to her and said, “It’s going to be a long night tonight.” “Why do you say that, Brian?” Vicky asked. “The Murphy twins are drunk again.”
  2. Absolutely, copious amounts of your favorite cruise alcoholic beverage taken internally.
  3. Hey Zack, Did you go through a travel agent or did you book your cruise directly with Royal? If you used a travel agent, let him/her do this for you.
  4. I believe, the terminal does not open until 10:00 am and even if you could get into the terminal there is nothing to do nor see. Not sure what you could do that early in Miami to kill the time. We always get the the port the day before, stay in a nice hotel and get to the terminal no later than 10:00.
  5. It's also the reason why you can't open any of the windows in the solarium nor the retractable roof. ☹️
  6. Rule #2....unlimited drink package baby!
  7. rjac

    Corny Jokes

    A naked man walks into a costume party with his girlfriend on his back. He said "I.m a turtle". He was asked, "what's that on your back" to which he replied "that's Michelle".
  8. rjac

    Corny Jokes

    Wow, no one else with corny Jokes? Here's a real doozy What do you call a chicken who counts her eggs?............a mathmachicken.
  9. I agree, we're booked on the Odyssey on 3/28 also.
  10. Radiance OTS. Never been on her, but, this trip isn't do much about the ship as it is the destinations. The Twangster has been on this trip and had great things to see about it. That's the beauty of this message board!
  11. That's pretty good Joe. Great job!
  12. Don't know about the savings yet. Michelle L&S'd us into the same cabin that we had booked for this August Alaska cruise tour. She said it will take Royal few weeks for them to match the Cruise/Tour pricing to what I have. So, will have to wait and see. The important thing is she was successful. We are on the 10 night Family Tundra Express Cruisetour 9B (Pre Cruise). Come and join us!
  13. Our friend at MEI (Michelle) took care of me today. A L&S for our scheduled Alaska trip this upcoming August for the same cruise and cabin next August. I canceled our airplane tickets and have e tickets/credit which I can use once the airlines post their August 2021 itineraries. THANKS MICHELLE!
  14. March 26th, Odessey OTS, 8 night Southern Cruise.
  15. Have you ever tried sushi on a Royal cruise ship?
  16. What??? Are you implying that Royal has cruisers that are heavier than that? Say it ain't so........
  17. Please let us know how it goes with your TA. I'm interested, thanks.
  18. rjac

    Corny Jokes

    Did you know Darth Vader had a sister? Her name was Ella........... and of course their relationship had its ups and downs......
  19. Thinking about a Hawaiian cruise next year. Royal has two ships (Radiance and Serenade) that cruise the islands, We have been on both of those ships and they are too small for our liking. So, we are thinking about Celebrity. Would appreciate some feedback, pro/con from some folks who have been on both of the Celebrity cruise ships above. Thanks!
  20. Actually, it sounds good to me for our Aug 11 Alaska trip this year.
  21. Good ones Mike, keep them coming!
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