rjac

What happened to all the folks with jokes? Here's a few to help jog their memories. Did you know that toasters were the first form of pop up notifications? Did you know you can tell a lot about a woman when she has her hands around your neck? Did you know that a quiet man is thinking. Did you know a quiet woman is mad? Did you hear about the neighborhood flasher who was all set to retire? He changed his mind and decided to stick it out for another year. What do you call a flock of sheep tumbling down a hill? A lamb slide!

It depends on the weather on debarkation day. If it is hot, have a cold one like a beer. If it is cold, have a couple of shots straight...no ice.

I can just imagine how this would change the names of a lot of the amenities onboard. For instance, the Solarium would become the Glow Lounge, the food galley's would not microwave items, they would be nuked, the names of the ships would be called A Glow of the Seas, there would be a plethora of new specialty drinks like radiation, fallout, etc, and of course rooms would be no longer referred to as cabins. They would be called different levels of shelters.

My wife is starting to show signs of dementia. Every day she looks at me and says, "I just don't remember what I saw in you". I recently read an article that said reported a study over ten years showed that in that ten-year period, 115 people were killed by exercising with weights. The study also showed that during that same period only one person was killed by eating a donut.

Well, that's one way to get to diamond or higher!

If you rent a scooter, at the end of the day/night your cabin attendant can secure it for you in a secure area on your floor and have it ready for you outside your cabin first thing in the morning. Just coordinate with him/her when you first board and meet him/her. Very easy and a LOT better than a wheel chair. I did this on the Allure in 2018 when I had a partial knee replacement. rjac

Well, you don't have to leave. Just stow away until they find you. They won't make you leave. They'll throw you off the ship!

Okay, so you’re 10 years old, you have a laptop, IPod, Facebook and phone...Dude, when I was 10 I only had 1 thing to play with...it was called “Outside”

Sometime ago, I read here that Royal was going to build smaller cruise ships as the fleet of smaller cruise ships were aging out. Has anyone heard or seen any news about Royal's new smaller ship endeavor or are they going to be a thing of the past? Thanks. rjac

Hmmm, got to have a sea pass card to get on board a ship. I agree with Peter above "This is probably a question better suited for your travel agent or Royal Caribbean directly."

You know you're old when you see your friends at the pharmacy and not at the night clubs.

With all my aches and pains, I'm afraid I have that Chinese disease.....Young No Mo.

Welcome back! There's a wealth of knowledge here from many seasoned RC cruisers.

Congrats on the MBA and welcome back! Obviously that stand for More Boating Around.