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4 hours ago, Ampurp85 said:

especially since they both insist on sleeping with the balcony door open.

i…….. have no words. 

4 hours ago, Ampurp85 said:

I hit a jackpot of $397 and just took my money and left

ATTA GIRL!!!

4 hours ago, Ampurp85 said:

The WJ had reserved tables. I don't know why the tables were reserved.

questions we need answered!!!

4 hours ago, Ampurp85 said:

People were literally walking straight through without washing hands despite the "washy, washy" lady asking.

and this is why i wash VIGOROUSLY prior to entering WJ, use a napkin to pick up serving utensils, and wash VIGOROUSLY again, prior to exiting. 

am i a little over the top about this?? PROBABLY. have i gotten germs that have taken me down though? not yet. 💚💚💚💚

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Sea day continues

The weather has been pretty bad. High winds and rain, then just clouds galore. So the tiny humans are just shenanigans galore and everywhere. My brother went to the gym and he said so many were playing on the machines. He said he heard lots of noise and crying, obviously some hurt themselves.

I went to the casino and lost most of my big win 🤬😱😪. There is tons of trivia and shows but it's packed......not even standing room.

I must mention again my mother is a mess. She talks so much......and never listens. Which brings me to Jamie's. 

My go-to were always the aracini, garlicky prawns and bolognese. They got rid of one and changed the other two. There also use to be a burger on the lunch menu, it was replaced with a chicken sandwich. 

We got all the apps but the meat plank. The burrata is covered in honey and nuts now, it's meh. The aracini were good, so was the ultimate garlic bread. I got the chicken sandwich and the new penne arabiatta and both were delicious. My mom got super salmon and narrated how delicious it was for the 20min it took her to eat.

I asked for half portions of pasta and the bolognese was garbage, oily garbage nobody ate. My brother asked for large portions and got small ones of the truffle tagetelle and seafood linguine. He also got the chicken sandwich and loved it.

They had pineapple sorbet.

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Cafe promenade has tuna sammies. 😋. My brother has eaten 8 and we have dinner in 75min. 🤣😂😅

I did a quick walk on deck 5 and it's pretty dark. Everyone is dressed up for formal night. So many tiny humans in suits and pretty dresses.

I came back to the room and the balcony was of course open and created that vacuum of air.

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14 hours ago, asquared17 said:

my best deduction is this: they are standard tuna in cafe promenade and tuna melt style in park cafe. 

pls ask your brother to test this hypothesis on wonder when you get aboard. 😂

They were definitely tuna melt style in Park Cafe on Wonder in June. One of my rare food complaints...

I used to enjoy the paninis there (as did my wife provided they listened and pressed them long enough to make the bread crispy). They used to take a pre-made cold sandwich and put it in the panini press (as they should). In June, they weren't using the panini press (they were still there though). They were taking the sandwich and sticking it in some sort of convection oven type thing. You know I'm not picky but this is not a panini. It left one side of the sandwich crispy and the other side soft. Still edible but not as good and very confusing. /rant

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Day 3 Cozumel

The plan for today is my brother has snuba and my mother and I will go walk the port until he is done and we get lunch. I am in the Crown Lounge which is fairly empty, eating a breakfast of chocolate croissants and fruit. There is no OJ.

I want to back track a little. My mother might be the worst. She has no respect for us or anyone. We have know this but it was insane to watch. First she doesn't pay attention to anything. Despite being on this ship before, she knows where nothing is. She didn't realize Jamie's was in the WJ. But she walks with such confidence 😅.

We get to Jamie's and we have a very nice server who welcomes us and goes over the menu for the newbies. Every time he delivers something,  she says "what's that?" After the 5th time I asked how was her memory and she said she didn't listen to nothing he was saying 😱🤯. She does this everywhere we go and we have to explain things to her. I think it is rude, add this to her constant talking, lack of proper bathroom etiquette and other bad habits......mean we will not sail in a room with her again. 🤣😂😂🤣😂. She also claimed to be independent but won't go nowhere without one of us.

After Jamie's we went to the casino and my mom won $100 and was over the moon. She barely gambles so she thought it was everything. There was a big thing because a lady claims she went to the bathroom and left $8 in a machine. Another lady sat down and started playing, the other lady called crew over and threatened to beat that lady's @$$. This lady tried to apologize but she couldn't confirm if there was actually money. But this lady kept requesting her $8. It went on for like 30min. My mother heard the loud talking and made up a scenario in her head.....which involved cheating lovers 🙄🤣

We had MTD and got our same waiters because we tipped the first night, they requested we be sat in their section. French night is my least favorite menu. My brother got escargot again and the roasted chicken.  I got the beef tenderloin. My mother got the chicken and a Ceasars salad. She likes oil and vinegar. Last time she didn't eat the croutons, Nelson our waiter, asked if she would like them removed. But she wasn't listening and just stared ahead, I tried to repeat what he said, it didn't register until after the salad arrived and she mentioned she shouldn't have gotten croutons 😱🤯😫🤬.

After dinner I was tired so I went back to the room and got ready for bed. I had the worst sleep, since my brother took the higher bed, she was next to me snoring. Then the stupid balcony door staying open all night. I woke up congested. I took my supplements and vitamins, so I feel a little better.

Stray observations...

There are a ton of tiny smalls, that are everywhere being tiny smalls.

Diamond members are bringing non-diamond members to the lounge.

WJ is only open on one side for dinner.

The price for JR is $14.99+grats, which is almost $18. It is not worth that price.

They have aggressively been trying to sell specialty dining. We were told we could D+ bogo up until day 4. Ymmv.

 

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10 minutes ago, Ampurp85 said:

But she walks with such confidence 😅.

i'm sorry, but i legit cackled at this. mostly because i could hear you saying it in my head 🤣

10 minutes ago, Ampurp85 said:

There are a ton of tiny smalls, that are everywhere being tiny smalls.

INVASION OF THE TINY SMALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alas. 😩 i am counting down the days til you get on wonder. there will be smalls, but hopefully.... you will be better dispersed.

 

thank you for these blue sky pictures. it is 13 degrees here, but the weather report says it feels like 0 due to the wind chill. this jersey girl is not used to these temps.

send help. 😂

...failing that, enjoy the sunshine for me!! 💚

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We got off. It rain for 2 seconds and the sun came beaming out. Then it started raining hard as we made our way back to the ship.

Wonder is parked next us and she is a beauty. I can't wait to board her in 4 days.

Despite plenty of notices saying not to smoke in Mexico, people do and I getting fines. We brought bags and watched a man curse out an officer.

The port is congested. With wonder, msc and the Carnival breeze, we couldn't get a seat at any of the places until after 1pm. So the WJ will be our best bet unless we do Playmakers again. Besides they want $20+ for entrees and with drinks and the way my brother eats we would have spent $200. I could gamble with that🤣😂😅.

I forgot to mention that our cooler gets nice and cold. We have been getting our vouchers and putting the drinks in there.

 

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15 minutes ago, She Sails Away said:

Gorgeous! I will be there next week on Ascent and I can't wait, your photos have me excited to go. Remind me… When you get on wonder, will you be sharing a cabin with only your brother?

Yes just he and I in a virtual balcony. I hope the weather works out for you.

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There have been 4 periods of rain today. The last one was a downpour. I was in a packed Crown Lounge, watching pier runners. I felt so bad for everyone. The door to outside isn't working, so nobody can access the other tables outside. This lounge can barely hold 25 people. Ellington is used for the nightclub but dead in the daytime. So people are taking snacks and going there.

We ate at the WJ. The had a stir fry in either veggies, chicken or beef. I got that and it was good but fatty. My mother got a burger and my brother got 3 full plates. i went back to the room and napped for an hour.

We have evening service so we left the room around 4:30 so he can clean......they played cards on the pool deck. I wanted no parts of that 🤣😂.

I chatted with Susan and Pete from Vancouver about Celebrity cruises and how uncouth Royal is in comparison 😀.

Oh so we were in the room when the person delivered the C&A sweet amenity. My mother answered the door and was like we don't want that, we didn't order room service. I can out of the bathroom and thanked the confused crew member.  I love my mother but she is a mess.

 

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It poured rain, like bad.

The casino opened late and the smokers were mad. They couldn't get ashtrays until they officially opened. I didn't know that was a thing. But the slots were really tight and this made my mother mad.

It was Mexican night in the WJ and MDR. At 6 the line for the WJ snaked down the stairs, so I took the elevator to the casino and there were children playing on them. I talked to two nice couples from Florida who cruise monthly in casino comps while we waited.

Dinner was okay. Because of the tipping our servers are extra. I mean they stay at our table, which imho makes us seem greedy because they will bring random things out. Like we love the seed bread. Tonight it was a combo of the seeds and cheese bread.....and it was warm. They brought us a basket and 2 plates of bread. My brother finished it. But it was a lot.

There is other stuff but the ship is rocking insanely hard, we are speeding or something and I am actually nauseous. So I am going to drink a seltzer and lay down.

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13 minutes ago, asquared17 said:

wait a second

did someone ALSO get pasta on mexican night??? 

wasn’t i called out for this last month!!! 😂😂😂

What's wrong with that? I think I ordered the Indian dish every night we ate in the MDR last cruise. Get your pasta!

I could order other stuff, of course, but as I've mentioned, I'm not an MDR fan and I never get Indian food at home. My only complaint is that they're always afraid to make it spicy for Americans.

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Why does the pasta in the MDR look better than the Bolognese at Jamie's? Remind me, was the Italian restaurant in Mariner previously called Portofino's? If it was, that was the sole redeeming part of our Mariner cruise back in 2008 😆

Remember that show $#%! My Dad Says with William Shatner? I think you need an X (Twitter)  Deep Thoughts account for your mom 😁. Sounds like your mom lives by the "Fake It Till You Make It Creed." 🤣

 

 

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13 hours ago, Ampurp85 said:

It poured rain, like bad.

The casino opened late and the smokers were mad. They couldn't get ashtrays until they officially opened. I didn't know that was a thing. But the slots were really tight and this made my mother mad.

I feel like you could make this into some sort of Dr. Seuss rhyme right here

13 hours ago, Ampurp85 said:

My brother finished it. But it was a lot.

I absolutely love your brother's vibe - the hair, the fashion, the smile, all fantastic! I can see why you love cruising with him. I'm glad you have someone to share exasperation about your mother's antics with too.

13 hours ago, Ampurp85 said:

There is other stuff but the ship is rocking insanely hard, we are speeding or something and I am actually nauseous. So I am going to drink a seltzer and lay down.

I experienced this on our April cruise, and since then, I've seen more than usual trip reports about it. So I looked it up online, and apparently - waves are getting bigger. 

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Day 4 sea day.

Last night was insane with the rocking. I had to lay completely flat for an hour for the nausea to go away.

But to backtrack. My mother shenanigans are starting to wear thin. She proceeded to have a very loud, both earbuds in ear so my voice is loud, conversation at midnight with her bf. Who is 70 and hard of hearing. Then as soon as her head hit the pillow, fell asleep and started snoring like wood being cut. She and my brother got into it because she insist on putting her phone to charge constantly.  Like if she uses 10% of her battery she has to get it back to 100%. Neither of us care but, she narrates everything so it seems like she is complaining. So my brother offered advice and she got emotional and loud.

At dinner our server tried to talk to her about Cozumel and she ignored him. We had to apologize. She drinked 3 daiquiris from our vouchers and was loose. She tried to tell a lady who sat down next to her at "her" machine if she must sit there don't smoke. The lady sat down lit a cigarette.

This is supposed to be a relaxing cruise because I packed Wonder. Yet she asked every hour "what's the itinerary?" I keep telling her if she wants to do something, do it. But she doesn't want to do anything alone. In the WJ she had a very loud conversation about someone stealing from her job. So many people were staring.

She is a bathroom hog. She takes 2hrs to get ready. We both try to give her time. I get up early, my brother goes to the gym and yet we come back 90+min later and she hasn't been in the bathroom. She just sits there watching her phone charge. Meaning we can't completely use the bathroom because she is half done.

Anyway, rant aside,  I slept to 8:30, showered and left the room around 10. I played and lost what I was comfortable with and then went to the ice show. It was good and only one skater fell. We then hit the WJ before we do the escape room at 3:30.

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41 minutes ago, Ampurp85 said:

This is supposed to be a relaxing cruise

After what you went through in Galveston (granted this is quite different), I again find myself hating reading about issues unrelated to Royal affecting your enjoyment.

I sincerely hope you find some sort of solution or improvement... especially for Wonder!

 

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4 hours ago, Ampurp85 said:

She and my brother got into it because she insist on putting her phone to charge constantly.  Like if she uses 10% of her battery she has to get it back to 100%

This made me laugh because my parents used to be like this about their DVR, it HAD to be ~90% EMPTY or they’d freak out and start deleting stuff. This is how I missed out on Season 2 of Rupaul back in the day, and had to wait for it to come out on iTunes (that sounds so archaic 😂). 

You’re so close to a mother-free Wonder experience! 

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8 hours ago, Ampurp85 said:

Yet she asked every hour "what's the itinerary?" I keep telling her if she wants to do something, do it. But she doesn't want to do anything alone.

OMG My Mother Was The Exact Same Way. 

Your Mother is a travel demon from the fiery pits of hell, like mine. LOL.

My Mom's gone 13 years March 1st. One of my biggest regrets was cutting our trip short and jumping ship in Puerto Rico to Fly home early because of the exact same behavior. I wish I had it to do again. You will someday be very happy to say "at least we were there". No such thing as a perfect "family trip". Oh and she wouldn't let me leave alone either. I had to buy 2 last minute $1000 tickets and spend 12 hours traveling home with her. Defeating the purpose of getting away from her. LOL. So I totally get it. But hang on tight to every good moment/memory you can salvage. I promise you will not regret making the most out of it in the end. Keep making lemonade kid!!! 😊

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