coneyraven 2,076 Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 On 10/6/2020 at 7:37 AM, HeWhoWaits said: Very PeeGee Canny I grew up in Hared Canny #ECStrong "Rise Above The Water" cruisellama 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coneyraven 2,076 Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 Big Tule, JLMoran, cruisellama and 3 others 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JLMoran 6,795 Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 1 hour ago, coneyraven said: As someone who just voted to legalize marijuana here in NJ (ballot initiative), I appreciate this statement. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rjac 2,625 Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 Where do cow farts come from?..........The dairy air. WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WAAAYTOOO 11,599 Posted October 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, rjac said: Where do cow farts come from?..........The dairy air. THAT is funny ! cruisellama and rjac 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cruisellama 679 Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 Q.What has a bottom at its top? A. A leg. Ogilthorpe 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rjac 2,625 Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 What's the last thing Jeff Bezos does before he goes to bed?.........He puts his pajamazon. WAAAYTOOO, Ogilthorpe and RWDW1204 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coneyraven 2,076 Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 Ogilthorpe, rjac, Big Tule and 3 others 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cruisellama 679 Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 A man is standing on deck, idly watching the water. On a nearby island, he spots somebody. He strains his eyes to see, and can make out that it is a very thin, dirty looking man with wild hair. He watches him jump up and down, wave, run along the beach and can even faintly make out that he man is yelling at the top of his lungs. Intrigued, the Tourist turns to the Captain, who is standing nearby: "So, what is up with that guy?" The Captain shrugs. "I dunno. He's always this happy when we sail by." coneyraven and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cruisellama 679 Posted October 16, 2020 Report Share Posted October 16, 2020 Hadn't seen this one. Ogilthorpe and Big Tule 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WAAAYTOOO 11,599 Posted October 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2020 38 minutes ago, cruisellama said: Hadn't seen this one. That's an oldie bug goodie. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cruisellama 679 Posted October 16, 2020 Report Share Posted October 16, 2020 A cruise ship captain was waiting to set sail, but didn't have as many people on board as he needed to make it worth while, so he got an idea, he would go to the boardwalk, and offer people half price for tickets. He got a couple of takers, but not enough. Then he got another idea, he would offer half price tickets, and free food! Again, he was able to spark the interest of a few more people, but he still needed to fill a couple more rooms. As he was brainstorming, he saw a little girl playing with a kitten, and he got an idea. He ran to a pet store and bought all of the kittens they had. Then brought them back to port, and offered a free kitten to anyone who bought a ticket. It worked like a charm, and before long he was out of kittens and had sold out of all his cabin space. Happily, he headed back to the bridge and prepared to cast off. His first mate smiled admirably at him, and said, "wow, captain, you did it, you sold all the tickets we have room for! " The captain replied, "Yeah, but it took meowers." JLMoran, Ogilthorpe, coneyraven and 1 other 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coneyraven 2,076 Posted October 16, 2020 Report Share Posted October 16, 2020 WAAAYTOOO, JLMoran, Big Tule and 2 others 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cruisellama 679 Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 Do you all have time for a the joke about the world's fastest cruise ship? Don't worry, it's a quick one liner WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rjac 2,625 Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 JLMoran, cruisellama, RWDW1204 and 2 others 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cruisellama 679 Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 1 hour ago, rjac said: That's a REAL corny joke. Pun intended..... Ogilthorpe, RWDW1204, JLMoran and 2 others 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cruisellama 679 Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 Did you hear about the cruise that was rated 3.14 out of 10? It was a pi-rate ship Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coneyraven 2,076 Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 RWDW1204, JLMoran, Ogilthorpe and 2 others 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cruisellama 679 Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 Why should you never start a conversation about the Titanic? Because that cruise ship is no ice-breaker. WAAAYTOOO, Ogilthorpe and coneyraven 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andy & Sheryl Unwin 150 Posted October 27, 2020 Report Share Posted October 27, 2020 Submarine racing twangster, coneyraven, WAAAYTOOO and 1 other 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HeWhoWaits 1,164 Posted October 27, 2020 Report Share Posted October 27, 2020 Just in time for Halloween Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? A: Pumpkin pi WAAAYTOOO, RWDW1204, JLMoran and 2 others 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cruisellama 679 Posted October 27, 2020 Report Share Posted October 27, 2020 Who cleans the sea? A mer-maid JLMoran, WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coneyraven 2,076 Posted October 28, 2020 Report Share Posted October 28, 2020 gtgtgt, PRebecca, Ogilthorpe and 5 others 1 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andy & Sheryl Unwin 150 Posted October 28, 2020 Report Share Posted October 28, 2020 Q: What swims at the bottom of the sea and scares the other fish ? A: Jack the Kipper cruisellama, coneyraven, WAAAYTOOO and 2 others 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cruisellama 679 Posted October 28, 2020 Report Share Posted October 28, 2020 Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boos. WAAAYTOOO 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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