Corny Jokes

[LovetoCruise87]

[LovetoCruise87]

[twangster]

I tried to catch some fog.
But I mist.

[coneyraven]

[coneyraven]

[twangster]

2 hours ago, coneyraven said:

Need an SMH emoji...

[twangster]

Where does the Easter Bunny go to eat pancakes?  To IHOP.

[HeWhoWaits]

On 5/19/2021 at 8:04 AM, coneyraven said:

The math geek in me doesn't like this because the finish should be less than four inches from the start. Based on the height of the people, it appears to be closer to 0.002K

[coneyraven]

For those of you considering this (and I know there are a few of you) --- this would NOT be permitted in the MDR on Formal Night --- SHORTS NOT ALLOWED

[AshleyDillo]

1 hour ago, coneyraven said:

For those of you considering this (and I know there are a few of you) --- this would NOT be permitted in the MDR on Formal Night --- SHORTS NOT ALLOWED

Doesn't look like shorts to me.  Skirts are allowed, right?

[coneyraven]

16 minutes ago, AshleyDillo said:

Doesn't look like shorts to me.  Skirts are allowed, right?

Actually --- is there anything?  I guess the world will never know... thankfully

[LovetoCruise87]

[twangster]

6 hours ago, coneyraven said:

For those of you considering this (and I know there are a few of you) --- this would NOT be permitted in the MDR on Formal Night --- SHORTS NOT ALLOWED

What?  Thankfully Amazon takes returns.  

[LovetoCruise87]

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

[LovetoCruise87]

Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, the other a load of blue paint. All the passengers were marooned.

[coneyraven]

[teddy]

On 5/21/2021 at 9:24 AM, coneyraven said:

Lmao

I still have a circular scar. 

[rjac]

What do you call a cow that flinches a lot? Beef Jerky. 

[rjac]

What happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson on the butt? You hit rock bottom. 

[cruisellama]

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too.

[cruisellama]

I forgot my coffee this morning so I'm gonna drive on the rumble strips along the side of the road all the way to work just to be safe.

[Big Tule]

[coneyraven]

Bruce Lee had a brother that was a Vegetarian

Broco Lee

[cruisellama]

For Christmas, I bought my wife a world map and gave her a dart. I told her to throw it and wherever it lands, we will go on vacation after this pandemic is over.

Turns out we are spending two weeks behind the fridge.

[cruisellama]

What do you call an Australian visiting England on vacation?

Returning to the scene of the crime.

[cruisellama]

Where Do Sheep Go For Vacation

The Baahamas

[coneyraven]

[cruisellama]

What did the vertebrae say when returning from vacation?

I'm back!

[rjac]

[HeWhoWaits]

Not particularly corny, but this is as good a place as any to post it.

[rjac]

[coneyraven]

Infinity Cicadas.

I'm hoping that with the snap of my fingers, I can make 50% of them go away ...

Oh, and for what it's worth, this IS my hand, and these ARE in my backyard.  This photo was taken yesterday afternoon.

[JLMoran]

@coneyraven, you are WAAAAAAY more comfortable around bugs than I am! If I had even one of those ugly suckers land on me, I'd be running back into the house and you'd hear my girly shriek all the way down in your part of Delaware!

[cruisellama]

Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat? He was afraid of cap sizing.

[cruisellama]

The reason why Swedish naval ships display bar codes on their hulls is so that, when they return to harbour, they can Scandinavian

[cruisellama]

I’m not one for buoyancy, but whatever floats your boat…

[cruisellama]

[cruisellama]

[HeWhoWaits]

[JLMoran]

3 hours ago, cruisellama said:

Sorry, this was mis-captioned. Last two words should be "live blogging".