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Time for Fall Jokes:

Why did the apple pie cry?  Its peelings were hurt.

What should you do when you witness a crime in the forest?  Report it to the leaf of police.

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field.

Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a cornfield? Because the corn has ears.

Why did the apple pie go to the dentist?  Because it needed a filling.

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27 minutes ago, FireFishII said:

Time for Fall Jokes:

Why did the apple pie cry?  Its peelings were hurt.

What should you do when you witness a crime in the forest?  Report it to the leaf of police.

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field.

Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a cornfield? Because the corn has ears.

Why did the apple pie go to the dentist?  Because it needed a filling.

You forget one...did you hear about the kid knapping in the park? Don't worry, he woke up.😎

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As we get older, we have to think positive. Just the other day I fell down a flight of stairs. Instead of getting up I just sat there and thought, that<s the fastest I have moved in years! 

I doubt liquor is the answer. But it's worth a shot.

What do you call children born in a brothel? Brothel sprouts.

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