rjac Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 Did you hear about the couple lying in bed asleep? He places his hand on her shoulder, down her arm, across her breast onto her stomach, her bottom and the up and down her thigh, then stops. She says to him "you're stopping now". He replies,"well yeah, I found the remote...you can go back to sleep". Ogilthorpe, WAAAYTOOO and FireFishII 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditchdoc Posted March 19, 2023 Report Share Posted March 19, 2023 What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephrino? (ell if I no) Ogilthorpe, FireFishII and WAAAYTOOO 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 FireFishII, WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WAYNO Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 WAAAYTOOO, FireFishII and Ogilthorpe 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted March 23, 2023 Report Share Posted March 23, 2023 WAYNO, SPS, FireFishII and 3 others 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted March 25, 2023 Report Share Posted March 25, 2023 WAAAYTOOO, WAYNO, FireFishII and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireFishII Posted April 2, 2023 Report Share Posted April 2, 2023 WAAAYTOOO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted April 15, 2023 Report Share Posted April 15, 2023 FireFishII, SPS and WAAAYTOOO 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FManke Posted April 15, 2023 Report Share Posted April 15, 2023 What kind of socks do pirates wear? Argh-gyle WAAAYTOOO and FireFishII 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 Not really a "corny joke" but I think ting kind of fits in. By the way, where have all the corny jokers gone too? FireFishII and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 rjac, FireFishII, WAAAYTOOO and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 Took me about 10 seconds to solve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect. And for that I am eternally grapefruit. WAAAYTOOO and FireFishII 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireFishII Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 6 hours ago, HeWhoWaits said: Took me about 10 seconds to solve. I had to look this one up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireFishII Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 Dog filled with helium WAAAYTOOO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 20 minutes ago, FireFishII said: I had to look this one up. Apparently you've never been Rick-rolled. FireFishII 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted May 3, 2023 Report Share Posted May 3, 2023 Question: What's a comedian's favorite way to eat eggs? Answer: Funny side up! WAAAYTOOO and FireFishII 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireFishII Posted May 3, 2023 Report Share Posted May 3, 2023 In honor of the Kentucky Derby: What kind of bread does a horse eat? Thoroughbred What does a race horse eat? Fast Food Why are race horses in such good shape? They eat a stable diet. What kind of computer does a race horse like to eat? MacIntosh Why are jockeys so skinny? Because they only eat Seabiscuit and tea What does a jockey drink on race day? A furlong island ice tea WAAAYTOOO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 This one is for all the Ladies WAAAYTOOO and FireFishII 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FManke Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was excellent! WAAAYTOOO and FireFishII 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 Hmmmmm, I DEFINITELY would have to think twice about this medical facility! FireFishII and WAAAYTOOO 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 Every morning I loudly announce to my wife that I am going out jogging. But then I don't. It's a running joke! WAAAYTOOO and FireFishII 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 WAAAYTOOO and FireFishII 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted May 13, 2023 Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 tingtang, FireFishII, FManke and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireFishII Posted May 15, 2023 Report Share Posted May 15, 2023 rjac and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 WAAAYTOOO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSUFAN Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 They recently cleaned the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, and this was found under the dirt and grime. Who's a good boy!? Ogilthorpe, WAAAYTOOO and FireFishII 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted May 30, 2023 Report Share Posted May 30, 2023 EvergreenCruzers, Ogilthorpe, WAAAYTOOO and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted June 1, 2023 Report Share Posted June 1, 2023 FireFishII 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted June 2, 2023 Report Share Posted June 2, 2023 FireFishII 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Cruiser Posted June 3, 2023 Report Share Posted June 3, 2023 Two balloons fly across the desert. Says one to the other: " Watch out, a cactusssssssssss...." "What wasssssssssssss…?“ FireFishII 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HeWhoWaits Posted June 9, 2023 Report Share Posted June 9, 2023 FireFishII and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted June 10, 2023 Report Share Posted June 10, 2023 FireFishII 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HeWhoWaits Posted June 12, 2023 Report Share Posted June 12, 2023 WAAAYTOOO and FireFishII 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monic.TW Posted June 13, 2023 Report Share Posted June 13, 2023 I'm going outside to stand on the porch, If someone asks where I am... I'm outstanding Ba-dump-bump FireFishII and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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