rjac Posted March 16, 2023 Report Posted March 16, 2023 Did you hear about the couple lying in bed asleep? He places his hand on her shoulder, down her arm, across her breast onto her stomach, her bottom and the up and down her thigh, then stops. She says to him "you're stopping now". He replies,"well yeah, I found the remote...you can go back to sleep". WAAAYTOOO, FireFishII and Ogilthorpe 3 Quote
Ditchdoc Posted March 19, 2023 Report Posted March 19, 2023 What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephrino? (ell if I no) WAAAYTOOO, FireFishII and Ogilthorpe 3 Quote
WAYNO Posted March 21, 2023 Report Posted March 21, 2023 FireFishII, WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 3 Quote
rjac Posted March 23, 2023 Report Posted March 23, 2023 WAAAYTOOO, EvergreenCruzers, Ogilthorpe and 3 others 1 5 Quote
rjac Posted March 25, 2023 Report Posted March 25, 2023 WAYNO, FireFishII, Ogilthorpe and 1 other 4 Quote
FManke Posted April 15, 2023 Report Posted April 15, 2023 What kind of socks do pirates wear? Argh-gyle FireFishII and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote
rjac Posted May 1, 2023 Report Posted May 1, 2023 Not really a "corny joke" but I think ting kind of fits in. By the way, where have all the corny jokers gone too? WAAAYTOOO and FireFishII 2 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted May 1, 2023 Report Posted May 1, 2023 EvergreenCruzers, rjac, FireFishII and 1 other 4 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted May 2, 2023 Report Posted May 2, 2023 My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect. And for that I am eternally grapefruit. WAAAYTOOO and FireFishII 2 Quote
FireFishII Posted May 2, 2023 Report Posted May 2, 2023 6 hours ago, HeWhoWaits said: Took me about 10 seconds to solve. I had to look this one up. Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted May 2, 2023 Report Posted May 2, 2023 20 minutes ago, FireFishII said: I had to look this one up. Apparently you've never been Rick-rolled. FireFishII 1 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted May 3, 2023 Report Posted May 3, 2023 Question: What's a comedian's favorite way to eat eggs? Answer: Funny side up! FireFishII and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote
FireFishII Posted May 3, 2023 Report Posted May 3, 2023 In honor of the Kentucky Derby: What kind of bread does a horse eat? Thoroughbred What does a race horse eat? Fast Food Why are race horses in such good shape? They eat a stable diet. What kind of computer does a race horse like to eat? MacIntosh Why are jockeys so skinny? Because they only eat Seabiscuit and tea What does a jockey drink on race day? A furlong island ice tea WAAAYTOOO 1 Quote
rjac Posted May 5, 2023 Report Posted May 5, 2023 This one is for all the Ladies WAAAYTOOO and FireFishII 2 Quote
FManke Posted May 5, 2023 Report Posted May 5, 2023 Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was excellent! WAAAYTOOO and FireFishII 2 Quote
rjac Posted May 6, 2023 Report Posted May 6, 2023 Hmmmmm, I DEFINITELY would have to think twice about this medical facility! WAAAYTOOO and FireFishII 1 1 Quote
rjac Posted May 7, 2023 Report Posted May 7, 2023 Every morning I loudly announce to my wife that I am going out jogging. But then I don't. It's a running joke! FireFishII and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote
rjac Posted May 13, 2023 Report Posted May 13, 2023 FManke, WAAAYTOOO, tingtang and 1 other 1 3 Quote
FSUFAN Posted May 27, 2023 Report Posted May 27, 2023 They recently cleaned the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, and this was found under the dirt and grime. Who's a good boy!? FireFishII, Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 1 2 Quote
rjac Posted May 30, 2023 Report Posted May 30, 2023 Ogilthorpe, FireFishII, EvergreenCruzers and 1 other 3 1 Quote
Mr.Cruiser Posted June 3, 2023 Report Posted June 3, 2023 Two balloons fly across the desert. Says one to the other: " Watch out, a cactusssssssssss...." "What wasssssssssssss…?“ FireFishII 1 Quote
Monic.TW Posted June 13, 2023 Report Posted June 13, 2023 I'm going outside to stand on the porch, If someone asks where I am... I'm outstanding Ba-dump-bump FireFishII and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote
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