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Did you hear about the couple lying in bed asleep? He places his hand on her shoulder, down her arm, across her breast onto her stomach, her bottom and the up and down her thigh, then stops. She says to him "you're stopping now". He replies,"well yeah, I found the remote...you can go back to sleep".😎

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In honor of the Kentucky Derby:

What kind of bread does a horse eat?



What does a race horse eat?

Fast Food


Why are race horses in such good shape?

They eat a stable diet.


What kind of computer does a race horse like to eat? 



Why are jockeys so skinny?

Because they only eat Seabiscuit and tea


What does a jockey drink on race day?

A furlong island ice tea

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