FireFishII Posted September 21 Report Share Posted September 21 Time for Fall Jokes: Why did the apple pie cry? Its peelings were hurt. What should you do when you witness a crime in the forest? Report it to the leaf of police. Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field. Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a cornfield? Because the corn has ears. Why did the apple pie go to the dentist? Because it needed a filling. WAAAYTOOO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted September 21 Report Share Posted September 21 27 minutes ago, FireFishII said: Time for Fall Jokes: Why did the apple pie cry? Its peelings were hurt. What should you do when you witness a crime in the forest? Report it to the leaf of police. Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field. Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a cornfield? Because the corn has ears. Why did the apple pie go to the dentist? Because it needed a filling. You forget one...did you hear about the kid knapping in the park? Don't worry, he woke up. WAAAYTOOO and FireFishII 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rjac Posted October 12 Report Share Posted October 12 Hope this doesn't offend anyone. FireFishII and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FireFishII Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 Here are some Halloween Jokes: Where does the witch usually take her vacation? Anywhere that has a broom with a view. Why did the ghost leave his job? He hated the graveyard shift. How did Dracula learn to be a vampire? He took a crash corpse. How do you get rid of demons? Exorcise a lot. rjac and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 Why don't people like Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck. FireFishII and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlantix2000 Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 What is a mummy's favorite style of music? Wrap Music! FireFishII and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FireFishII Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 Stop, drop, and pass the rolls! My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn't quit cold turkey. WAAAYTOOO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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