LovetoCruise87 Posted August 2, 2022 Report Posted August 2, 2022 rjac, WAAAYTOOO, cruisellama and 1 other 3 1 Quote
rjac Posted August 2, 2022 Report Posted August 2, 2022 Do you all remember how cassette tapes had a side a and a side b? It only makes sense that they were replaced by cd. cruisellama, Ogilthorpe, WAAAYTOOO and 2 others 5 Quote
LovetoCruise87 Posted August 3, 2022 Report Posted August 3, 2022 My cabin steward is amazing! I went to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, came back and my bed had been made! rjac, RWDW1204, Ogilthorpe and 2 others 4 1 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted August 4, 2022 Report Posted August 4, 2022 WAAAYTOOO, rjac, RWDW1204 and 1 other 4 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted August 8, 2022 Report Posted August 8, 2022 I visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips. I asked him “Are you the friar?” He replied “No, I’m the chip monk...” WAAAYTOOO, cruisellama, rjac and 2 others 5 Quote
rjac Posted August 10, 2022 Report Posted August 10, 2022 WAAAYTOOO, RWDW1204 and HeWhoWaits 1 1 1 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted August 11, 2022 Report Posted August 11, 2022 15 hours ago, rjac said: Aren't one set of joints supposed to help the trouble with the other set? RWDW1204 and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted August 15, 2022 Report Posted August 15, 2022 rjac, WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 1 Quote
rjac Posted August 15, 2022 Report Posted August 15, 2022 WAAAYTOOO, RWDW1204, Ogilthorpe and 1 other 3 1 Quote
cdixon22 Posted August 19, 2022 Report Posted August 19, 2022 On 5/11/2022 at 10:01 AM, LovetoCruise87 said: The entire US could be tested in one day if Chick-fil-A were running the drive-thru Funny because it is true! WAAAYTOOO 1 Quote
Gadget Hackwrench Posted August 19, 2022 Report Posted August 19, 2022 2 hours ago, cdixon22 said: Funny because it is true! Just make sure you don't schedule it for a Sunday! cdixon22 1 Quote
cdixon22 Posted August 19, 2022 Report Posted August 19, 2022 Nothing begins with N and ends in G WAAAYTOOO 1 Quote
rjac Posted August 21, 2022 Report Posted August 21, 2022 On 8/19/2022 at 6:56 PM, cdixon22 said: Nothing begins with N and ends in G Exactly! Quote
cdixon22 Posted August 22, 2022 Report Posted August 22, 2022 My dog ate a bag of scrabble tiles so I took him to the vet. No word yet. BeachGal, rjac, WAAAYTOOO and 2 others 5 Quote
Gadget Hackwrench Posted September 8, 2022 Report Posted September 8, 2022 On 9/5/2022 at 11:58 AM, rjac said: I think this comic would have gone over better for a different cruise ship company. Quote
Butch R Posted September 22, 2022 Report Posted September 22, 2022 WAAAYTOOO, HeWhoWaits and rjac 2 1 Quote
FireFishII Posted October 7, 2022 Report Posted October 7, 2022 Why don't monsters eat ghosts? Because they taste like sheet. RWDW1204 and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote
FireFishII Posted October 10, 2022 Report Posted October 10, 2022 What do you call two witches sharing an inside cabin? Broommates WAAAYTOOO 1 Quote
Big Tule Posted October 13, 2022 Report Posted October 13, 2022 Cannot help myself FireFishII, RWDW1204, WAAAYTOOO and 1 other 3 1 Quote
rjac Posted October 15, 2022 Report Posted October 15, 2022 WAAAYTOOO, EvergreenCruzers and Big Tule 2 1 Quote
Big Tule Posted October 18, 2022 Report Posted October 18, 2022 FireFishII, CruisinMikeD and WAAAYTOOO 1 2 Quote
Big Tule Posted October 22, 2022 Report Posted October 22, 2022 WAAAYTOOO, RWDW1204, EvergreenCruzers and 2 others 5 Quote
Big Tule Posted October 28, 2022 Report Posted October 28, 2022 JustMeJoe, RWDW1204, WAAAYTOOO and 2 others 4 1 Quote
FireFishII Posted October 31, 2022 Report Posted October 31, 2022 For those who are not doctors or nurses, here is a translation: 84-year-old female patient from Emergency department. Previous medical history of chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, congestive heart failure, hypertension, diabetes mellitus, atrial fibrillation, and past surgical history of coronary artery bypass graft x 4, right total knee replacement, left total hip replacement. History of vancomycin-resistant enterococci, methicillin-resistant staphylococcus aureus. Will need peripherally inserted central catheter, chest x-ray, type and cross for two units packed red blood cells, immediately. Big Tule and rjac 1 1 Quote
TexanTwoStep Posted November 2, 2022 Report Posted November 2, 2022 What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breasts? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean! WAAAYTOOO, RWDW1204, FireFishII and 1 other 1 3 Quote
FJ28 Posted November 5, 2022 Report Posted November 5, 2022 The Fence Repair - Australian style !!! Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at Government House. One is from Cabramatta, another is from Marrickville, and the third is from Lane Cove. All three go with an official to examine the fence. The Cabramatta contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900, $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The Marrickville contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. That's $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The Lane Cove contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the government official and whispers, "$2,700." The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys. How did you come up with such a high figure?" The Lane Cove contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Marrickville to fix the fence." "Done!" Replies the government official. WAAAYTOOO, CruisinMikeD, RWDW1204 and 3 others 6 Quote
FireFishII Posted November 7, 2022 Report Posted November 7, 2022 37 minutes ago, Big Tule said: Nerd joke! Big Tule 1 Quote
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