FireFishII Posted September 21, 2023 Report Posted September 21, 2023 Time for Fall Jokes: Why did the apple pie cry? Its peelings were hurt. What should you do when you witness a crime in the forest? Report it to the leaf of police. Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field. Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a cornfield? Because the corn has ears. Why did the apple pie go to the dentist? Because it needed a filling. WAAAYTOOO 1 Quote
rjac Posted September 21, 2023 Report Posted September 21, 2023 27 minutes ago, FireFishII said: Time for Fall Jokes: Why did the apple pie cry? Its peelings were hurt. What should you do when you witness a crime in the forest? Report it to the leaf of police. Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field. Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a cornfield? Because the corn has ears. Why did the apple pie go to the dentist? Because it needed a filling. You forget one...did you hear about the kid knapping in the park? Don't worry, he woke up. FireFishII and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote
rjac Posted October 12, 2023 Report Posted October 12, 2023 Hope this doesn't offend anyone. FireFishII and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote
FireFishII Posted October 30, 2023 Report Posted October 30, 2023 Here are some Halloween Jokes: Where does the witch usually take her vacation? Anywhere that has a broom with a view. Why did the ghost leave his job? He hated the graveyard shift. How did Dracula learn to be a vampire? He took a crash corpse. How do you get rid of demons? Exorcise a lot. rjac and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote
rjac Posted October 30, 2023 Report Posted October 30, 2023 Why don't people like Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck. WAAAYTOOO and FireFishII 2 Quote
Atlantix2000 Posted October 30, 2023 Report Posted October 30, 2023 What is a mummy's favorite style of music? Wrap Music! FireFishII and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote
rjac Posted November 14, 2023 Report Posted November 14, 2023 True Story RWDW1204 and FireFishII 2 Quote
FireFishII Posted November 22, 2023 Report Posted November 22, 2023 Stop, drop, and pass the rolls! My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn't quit cold turkey. WAAAYTOOO 1 Quote
rjac Posted December 3, 2023 Report Posted December 3, 2023 WAAAYTOOO, ckruetze and Cactus527 1 2 Quote
rjac Posted December 31, 2023 Report Posted December 31, 2023 Why are strippers like a boat? Because they don't work if you stop throwing money at them! Quote
rjac Posted January 6, 2024 Report Posted January 6, 2024 HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! WAAAYTOOO and Cactus527 1 1 Quote
WAAAYTOOO Posted January 6, 2024 Author Report Posted January 6, 2024 Happy New Year, Robert ! rjac 1 Quote
rjac Posted January 12, 2024 Report Posted January 12, 2024 As we get older, we have to think positive. Just the other day I fell down a flight of stairs. Instead of getting up I just sat there and thought, that<s the fastest I have moved in years! I doubt liquor is the answer. But it's worth a shot. What do you call children born in a brothel? Brothel sprouts. WAAAYTOOO 1 Quote
Fastfaller Posted March 20, 2024 Report Posted March 20, 2024 Why did the transgender man only eat salads? Because he was a her before. (Herbivore) Quote
Fastfaller Posted April 9, 2024 Report Posted April 9, 2024 A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender asks the pirate, What's with the ship's wheel? Pirate responds, Arg, it's drivin me nuts. RCIfan1912, WAAAYTOOO and rjac 3 Quote
rjac Posted May 5, 2024 Report Posted May 5, 2024 So, am I the only one with a sense of humor on this topic? What happened to all the home made comics that used to post here? Come on Back! WAAAYTOOO 1 Quote
rjac Posted May 10, 2024 Report Posted May 10, 2024 Today was "TAKE YOUR CHILD TO WORK DAY" Timmy didn't enjoy it RWDW1204 and WAAAYTOOO 1 1 Quote
SPS Posted May 24, 2024 Report Posted May 24, 2024 WAAAYTOOO, AshleyDillo, rjac and 1 other 3 1 Quote
rjac Posted June 12, 2024 Report Posted June 12, 2024 I tried doing 100 sit-ups at the gym today. But, I had to stop because my stomach couldn't take the abuse. WAAAYTOOO 1 Quote
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