HeWhoWaits Posted March 30, 2022 Report Posted March 30, 2022 How do you send Easter greetings? By hare mail. WAAAYTOOO, Ogilthorpe, LovetoCruise87 and 1 other 4 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted March 30, 2022 Report Posted March 30, 2022 Why do you paint eggs for Easter? Can you imagine trying to wallpaper them? Ogilthorpe, WAAAYTOOO and cruisellama 3 Quote
rjac Posted March 30, 2022 Report Posted March 30, 2022 cruisellama, Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 3 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted March 31, 2022 Report Posted March 31, 2022 What does the Easter bunny do after he takes a shower? He uses a hare dryer. WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted March 31, 2022 Report Posted March 31, 2022 What do you call the Easter bunny the day after Easter? Tired. Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 1 1 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted April 1, 2022 Report Posted April 1, 2022 What kind of beans won't grow in your garden? Jelly beans. WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted April 1, 2022 Report Posted April 1, 2022 What kind of rabbit can't hop? A chocolate bunny. Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted April 2, 2022 Report Posted April 2, 2022 What kind of jewelry does the Easter bunny wear? 14-carrot gold. WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted April 2, 2022 Report Posted April 2, 2022 How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket? Only one—after that, it's not empty anymore Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 1 1 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted April 2, 2022 Report Posted April 2, 2022 Why shouldn't you tickle an Easter egg? Because it might crack up Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted April 3, 2022 Report Posted April 3, 2022 What branch of the military would the Easter bunny join? The Hare Force Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted April 3, 2022 Report Posted April 3, 2022 Where do bunnies hang out? The hare salon. WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted April 3, 2022 Report Posted April 3, 2022 How does Easter end? With an "r." WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted April 3, 2022 Report Posted April 3, 2022 Why was the Easter egg hiding? Because it was a little chicken. WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote
rjac Posted April 3, 2022 Report Posted April 3, 2022 RWDW1204, Ogilthorpe, LovetoCruise87 and 1 other 4 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted April 4, 2022 Report Posted April 4, 2022 What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish? The Oyster Bunny. WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted April 4, 2022 Report Posted April 4, 2022 What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like? Hip hop. Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted April 4, 2022 Report Posted April 4, 2022 Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast? IHOP! WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted April 4, 2022 Report Posted April 4, 2022 hat’s the best way to make Easter easier? Put an “i” where the “t” is. LovetoCruise87, WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 3 Quote
LovetoCruise87 Posted April 4, 2022 Report Posted April 4, 2022 What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? “Aye, matey!” Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote
LovetoCruise87 Posted April 4, 2022 Report Posted April 4, 2022 I'm only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why. Ogilthorpe 1 Quote
LovetoCruise87 Posted April 4, 2022 Report Posted April 4, 2022 The past, the present, the future walked into a bar, it was tense. Ogilthorpe 1 Quote
WAAAYTOOO Posted April 4, 2022 Author Report Posted April 4, 2022 8 minutes ago, LovetoCruise87 said: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? “Aye, matey!” Took me a minute for this one. Very cute Quote
LovetoCruise87 Posted April 4, 2022 Report Posted April 4, 2022 What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke? ellcee, HeWhoWaits and Ogilthorpe 2 1 Quote
coneyraven Posted April 7, 2022 Report Posted April 7, 2022 WAAAYTOOO, LovetoCruise87, RWDW1204 and 2 others 5 Quote
coneyraven Posted April 12, 2022 Report Posted April 12, 2022 LovetoCruise87, cruisellama, RWDW1204 and 2 others 1 3 1 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted April 12, 2022 Report Posted April 12, 2022 What does a panda use for cooking? A pan...duh! RWDW1204, LovetoCruise87, cruisellama and 1 other 4 Quote
coneyraven Posted April 14, 2022 Report Posted April 14, 2022 LovetoCruise87, cruisellama and WAAAYTOOO 3 Quote
WAAAYTOOO Posted April 14, 2022 Author Report Posted April 14, 2022 1 hour ago, coneyraven said: The pig and chicken look somewhat horrified ! cdixon22, cruisellama and coneyraven 3 Quote
WAAAYTOOO Posted April 15, 2022 Author Report Posted April 15, 2022 Ok. You’re gonna have to help me with this one, Robert… rjac 1 Quote
BeachGal Posted April 15, 2022 Report Posted April 15, 2022 29 minutes ago, WAAAYTOOO said: Ok. You’re gonna have to help me with this one, Robert… Wishing for his man-bits to be larger and used a term which could also refer to a rooster (clock without the "l") AlmondFarmer, cdixon22, rjac and 1 other 1 3 Quote
LovetoCruise87 Posted April 15, 2022 Report Posted April 15, 2022 What did the baby corn say to the mother corn? Where's pop-corn? cdixon22, WAAAYTOOO, cruisellama and 1 other 4 Quote
WAAAYTOOO Posted April 15, 2022 Author Report Posted April 15, 2022 11 hours ago, BeachGal said: Wishing for his man-bits to be larger and used a term which could also refer to a rooster (clock without the "l") AHHHHH !!!! I totally missed that ! Thanks. I was thinking chicken, not cock ! BeachGal, RWDW1204 and rjac 3 Quote
rjac Posted April 16, 2022 Report Posted April 16, 2022 14 hours ago, WAAAYTOOO said: AHHHHH !!!! I totally missed that ! Thanks. I was thinking chicken, not cock ! WAAAYTOOO 1 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted April 22, 2022 Report Posted April 22, 2022 What do you get when a telescope bumps into a microscope? A kaleidoscope. LovetoCruise87, cruisellama, WAAAYTOOO and 1 other 4 Quote
rjac Posted April 27, 2022 Report Posted April 27, 2022 LovetoCruise87, Ogilthorpe, WAAAYTOOO and 1 other 4 Quote
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