HeWhoWaits 1,288 Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 What did Mrs. Claus say about the weather to Santa? Looks like rain, dear. Ogilthorpe, RWDW1204, JLMoran and 1 other 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coneyraven 2,141 Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 "Green Is My Favorite," said the Irishman. "I Like It Better Than Blue and Yellow Combined" JLMoran, Ogilthorpe, RWDW1204 and 3 others 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HeWhoWaits 1,288 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 A perfectionist walked into a bar. It must have been set too low. Ogilthorpe, WAAAYTOOO, JLMoran and 1 other 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coneyraven 2,141 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Coming to a cabin near you. WAAAYTOOO, RWDW1204, cruisellama and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HeWhoWaits 1,288 Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 That SSS3000 is just like the head on a typical sailboat in the 30-40 foot range. Ogilthorpe 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coneyraven 2,141 Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 JLMoran, cruisellama, HeWhoWaits and 2 others 3 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cruisellama 894 Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 What keeps a dock floating above water? Pier pressure HeWhoWaits, RWDW1204, Ogilthorpe and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cruisellama 894 Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 I can’t think of any more boat puns. Canoe? Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HeWhoWaits 1,288 Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 What do you get when you cross a bear and a mountain lion? Killed. cruisellama, WAAAYTOOO, RWDW1204 and 2 others 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coneyraven 2,141 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 WAAAYTOOO, JLMoran and Ogilthorpe 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big Tule 404 Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 WAAAYTOOO, JLMoran, Ogilthorpe and 1 other 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HeWhoWaits 1,288 Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. Big Tule, JLMoran, Ogilthorpe and 2 others 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rjac 2,759 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 RWDW1204, Ogilthorpe and JLMoran 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coneyraven 2,141 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 2 hours ago, rjac said: The really creepy thing is that the winning Powerball ticket yesterday was at the store where I get mine from....BUT I WASN'T THE WINNER. That's where the "coney" in coneyraven comes from. The store was Coney Market in Lonaconing, MD WAAAYTOOO 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coneyraven 2,141 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 JLMoran, Ogilthorpe and HeWhoWaits 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coneyraven 2,141 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 HeWhoWaits, Ogilthorpe, JLMoran and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coneyraven 2,141 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 rjac, Ogilthorpe, JLMoran and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HeWhoWaits 1,288 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 I see what you did there @coneyraven But I wonder how many on this board remember Weekend at Bernie's. Big Tule 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big Tule 404 Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 14 hours ago, HeWhoWaits said: I see what you did there @coneyraven But I wonder how many on this board remember Weekend at Bernie's. Ogilthorpe, emmef, WAAAYTOOO and 3 others 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rjac 2,759 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Ogilthorpe, cruisellama, Big Tule and 3 others 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cruisellama 894 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh. WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cruisellama 894 Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 A family was sitting by the pool, and one member asked what kind of water they fill the pool with -- fresh water or sea water? The cruise director answered, "Sea water." "Oh, that explains why it's so rough today." Ogilthorpe, JLMoran and WAAAYTOOO 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rjac 2,759 Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Why doesn't James Bond fart in Bed? Because it would blow his cover. WAAAYTOOO, coneyraven and Ogilthorpe 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rjac 2,759 Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 This morning while I was driving around town, I noticed a bumper sticker that said "I am a Veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal". And then I realized, we have a lot of Proctologists driving around here! emmef, WAAAYTOOO, Big Tule and 3 others 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HeWhoWaits 1,288 Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 A Priest, an Imam, and a Rabbit walk into a blood bank. The Rabbit says, “Hey, I think I may be a Type-O.” PRebecca, RWDW1204, JLMoran and 3 others 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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