rjac Posted June 13, 2021 Report Posted June 13, 2021 WAAAYTOOO, Ogilthorpe, cruisellama and 2 others 5 Quote
LovetoCruise87 Posted June 17, 2021 Report Posted June 17, 2021 WAAAYTOOO, JLMoran and Ogilthorpe 2 1 Quote
LovetoCruise87 Posted June 17, 2021 Report Posted June 17, 2021 JLMoran, Big Tule, WAAAYTOOO and 1 other 1 3 Quote
LovetoCruise87 Posted June 17, 2021 Report Posted June 17, 2021 The showers in the cruise cabins are so small, I just soap the walls and spin around a few times! Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote
JLMoran Posted June 17, 2021 Report Posted June 17, 2021 2 hours ago, LovetoCruise87 said: If I don't like the kid that I pulled in on my line, or I specifically want 2 boys and 1 girl, can I do catch and release? LovetoCruise87, Ogilthorpe, RWDW1204 and 1 other 4 Quote
LovetoCruise87 Posted June 18, 2021 Report Posted June 18, 2021 On 6/17/2021 at 10:06 AM, JLMoran said: If I don't like the kid that I pulled in on my line, or I specifically want 2 boys and 1 girl, can I do catch and release? I think that can be worked out Quote
LovetoCruise87 Posted June 18, 2021 Report Posted June 18, 2021 Cruiseitude (n): a grumpy mood from lack of cruising JLMoran, Ogilthorpe and cruisellama 1 2 Quote
Big Tule Posted June 18, 2021 Report Posted June 18, 2021 WAAAYTOOO, JLMoran, cruisellama and 3 others 6 Quote
ConstantCruiser Posted June 22, 2021 Report Posted June 22, 2021 Why did summer split up with winter? They had a fall-ing out. cruisellama, WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 3 Quote
cruisellama Posted June 23, 2021 Report Posted June 23, 2021 For Christmas, I bought my wife a world map and gave her a dart. I told her to throw it and wherever it lands, we will go on vacation after this pandemic is over. Turns out we are spending two weeks behind the fridge. Ogilthorpe, coneyraven, Big Tule and 1 other 4 Quote
cruisellama Posted June 23, 2021 Report Posted June 23, 2021 What do you call a emo kid on vacation? A Tropical Depression Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 1 1 Quote
cruisellama Posted June 23, 2021 Report Posted June 23, 2021 I went on a once-in-a-lifetime vacation. Never again. Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 1 1 Quote
cruisellama Posted June 23, 2021 Report Posted June 23, 2021 Where Do Sheep Go For Vacation The Baahamas Ogilthorpe, WAAAYTOOO and Big Tule 3 Quote
LovetoCruise87 Posted June 23, 2021 Report Posted June 23, 2021 Ogilthorpe, cruisellama, WAAAYTOOO and 1 other 4 Quote
LovetoCruise87 Posted June 23, 2021 Report Posted June 23, 2021 cruisellama, WAAAYTOOO, JLMoran and 1 other 3 1 Quote
cruisellama Posted June 23, 2021 Report Posted June 23, 2021 WAAAYTOOO, Ogilthorpe, JLMoran and 5 others 8 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted June 24, 2021 Report Posted June 24, 2021 Her: Would you go to the ends of the Earth to show you love me? Him: That seems to be a long way. Her: So how far WOULD you go to show you love me? Him: How about Cleveland? Ogilthorpe, cruisellama and WAAAYTOOO 3 Quote
cruisellama Posted June 25, 2021 Report Posted June 25, 2021 Q. How do pirates prefer to communicate? A. Aye to aye! Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote
cruisellama Posted June 25, 2021 Report Posted June 25, 2021 Q. Why did the pirate go to the Apple store? A. To buy an iPatch. Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote
cruisellama Posted June 25, 2021 Report Posted June 25, 2021 Q. Why are pirates called pirates? A. Because they arrrr! WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote
cruisellama Posted June 25, 2021 Report Posted June 25, 2021 rjac, Ogilthorpe, LovetoCruise87 and 2 others 5 Quote
rjac Posted June 26, 2021 Report Posted June 26, 2021 WAAAYTOOO, LovetoCruise87, coneyraven and 2 others 4 1 Quote
coneyraven Posted June 28, 2021 Report Posted June 28, 2021 rjac, cruisellama, WAAAYTOOO and 3 others 6 Quote
coneyraven Posted June 28, 2021 Report Posted June 28, 2021 Ogilthorpe, WAAAYTOOO, cruisellama and 1 other 4 Quote
cruisellama Posted June 28, 2021 Report Posted June 28, 2021 JLMoran, Ogilthorpe and coneyraven 3 Quote
coneyraven Posted June 29, 2021 Report Posted June 29, 2021 cruisellama, Ogilthorpe, WAAAYTOOO and 2 others 5 Quote
coneyraven Posted June 29, 2021 Report Posted June 29, 2021 An oldie, but a goodie Ogilthorpe and cruisellama 2 Quote
LovetoCruise87 Posted June 29, 2021 Report Posted June 29, 2021 Ogilthorpe, JLMoran, WAAAYTOOO and 1 other 3 1 Quote
LovetoCruise87 Posted June 29, 2021 Report Posted June 29, 2021 JLMoran, cruisellama, WAAAYTOOO and 4 others 7 Quote
LovetoCruise87 Posted June 29, 2021 Report Posted June 29, 2021 Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?" WAAAYTOOO, Ogilthorpe and cruisellama 3 Quote
LovetoCruise87 Posted June 29, 2021 Report Posted June 29, 2021 What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats. Big Tule, WAAAYTOOO, Ogilthorpe and 1 other 4 Quote
LovetoCruise87 Posted June 29, 2021 Report Posted June 29, 2021 I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently I need to pay more attention during school pick-up. WAAAYTOOO, cruisellama, Ogilthorpe and 1 other 3 1 Quote
cruisellama Posted June 30, 2021 Report Posted June 30, 2021 JLMoran, Big Tule, LovetoCruise87 and 1 other 3 1 Quote
JLMoran Posted July 1, 2021 Report Posted July 1, 2021 I always liked Jay London's one-liners when he was on Last Comic Standing (although I've heard that his show gets old real fast when it's an hour of that instead of just a few minutes). Here's what he looks like: And he almost always opened his act with, "You may recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart." coneyraven, Ogilthorpe and cruisellama 3 Quote
coneyraven Posted July 2, 2021 Report Posted July 2, 2021 rjac, RWDW1204, Ogilthorpe and 1 other 4 Quote
coneyraven Posted July 6, 2021 Report Posted July 6, 2021 rjac, JLMoran, cruisellama and 3 others 6 Quote
rjac Posted July 6, 2021 Report Posted July 6, 2021 SebagoSue, cruisellama, JLMoran and 4 others 7 Quote
rjac Posted July 8, 2021 Report Posted July 8, 2021 Can I get a HELL YEAH!!! Ogilthorpe, Big Tule, cruisellama and 2 others 2 1 2 Quote
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