LovetoCruise87

I went on a cruise one time and they did not have escargot! They told me there was a worldwide shortage of the little guys. 

A cruise ship passenger is looking out to sea when he sees a small island. On the island, he spots a thin, suntanned man, with wild hair. He can see the man jumping up and down and waving.
The passenger turns around and sees the Captain, so he draws his attention to the man.
“Captain, what’s up with that guy?”
The Captain shrugs his shoulders.
“No idea. He’s always that happy when we sail past.”

My cabin steward is amazing! I went to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and my bed has been made!

Last one.....for now...
On the last night of the cruise, it's discovered that there's been a miscalculation with the food. Just before dinner, the captain announces over the loud speaker..
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I'm sorry to inform you that there are 2,000 passengers on board, but only enough food for 1,000 people. However, we do have plenty of drinks. So, anyone who is willing to give up there meal will receive free drinks the rest of the cruise."
A few hours later, the captain makes another announcement....
I apologize, but it appears that we have run out of alcohol. However, if anyone is hungry, we do still have 1,000 meals available."
 
 

A cruise ship passenger is looking out to sea when he sees a small island. On the island, he spots a thin, suntanned man, with wild hair. He can see the man jumping up and down and waving.
The passenger turns around and sees the Captain, so he draws his attention to the man.
“Captain, what’s up with that guy?”
The Captain shrugs his shoulders.
“No idea. He’s always that happy when we sail past.”

All I know is that my family has no issue with getting vaccinated. All of us have been vaccinated and are now ready to set sail. 
I believe that is what the cruise lines should do. If you are someone who isn't comfortable with getting the vaccine, then you could wait until that requirement is phased out down the road. I really don't think that it would be that long anyway. 
My family and I are ready to go, we have all been vaccinated. 

It's a 5 minute walk from my cabin to the bar.  
It's a 45 minute walk from the bar to my cabin.
The difference is staggering. 

Last one.....for now...
On the last night of the cruise, it's discovered that there's been a miscalculation with the food. Just before dinner, the captain announces over the loud speaker..
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I'm sorry to inform you that there are 2,000 passengers on board, but only enough food for 1,000 people. However, we do have plenty of drinks. So, anyone who is willing to give up there meal will receive free drinks the rest of the cruise."
A few hours later, the captain makes another announcement....
I apologize, but it appears that we have run out of alcohol. However, if anyone is hungry, we do still have 1,000 meals available."
 
 

My cabin steward is amazing! I went to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and my bed has been made!

A cruise ship passenger is looking out to sea when he sees a small island. On the island, he spots a thin, suntanned man, with wild hair. He can see the man jumping up and down and waving.
The passenger turns around and sees the Captain, so he draws his attention to the man.
“Captain, what’s up with that guy?”
The Captain shrugs his shoulders.
“No idea. He’s always that happy when we sail past.”

I see. Better yet..they need to have someone on PA system coordinating when all the diners can take a bite. 
"Prepare for bite one
Remove masks
4 chews and thats it
Countdown for placing masks back on...5..4..3..2..1"
 

Vaccinated passengers are no longer required to wear a mask outside (except in crowded spaces), but unvaccinated passengers still must, including while sunbathing on lounge chairs spaced 6 feet apart and in between bites and sips during outdoor meal service.  (Common sense) All passengers (vaccinated or not) must still wear a mask in between bites and sips while dining indoors.  (Dumbest statement I have ever heard)  The ban on independent shoreside exploration for all passengers (vaccinated and not) has been moved from a requirement to a recommendation  Buffets are still prohibited, even on fully vaccinated sailings.  The new update continues to treat vaccinated sailings the exact same as sailings that include a mix of vaccinated and unvaccinated passengers. It treats vaccinated and unvaccinated passengers differently in some scenarios, but continues to impose the same requirements for cruise ships that require 100% vaccination as compared to those that will allow a mix.  
Norwegian Cruise Line Holdings CEO Frank Del Rio called the CDC's guidelines "unfair" and "never consistent."
He specifically called out the rule requiring vaccinated patrons to put their masks back on between bites in a restaurant., "Even though everyone onboard would be vaccinated, in between bites of your meal and in between sips of your beverage, you have to put on your mask, take off your mask."
"Nobody should order soup because your mask might get sloppy. That to me is just preposterous."

Right now there are 210 people on-line watching an empty cruise ship come into port. lol

Right now there are 210 people on-line watching an empty cruise ship come into port. lol

I sit at my computer watching on PTZtv, cruise ships entering and leaving different ports. 

I sit at my computer watching on PTZtv, cruise ships entering and leaving different ports. 

I sit at my computer watching on PTZtv, cruise ships entering and leaving different ports. 

Right now there are 210 people on-line watching an empty cruise ship come into port. lol

I sit at my computer watching on PTZtv, cruise ships entering and leaving different ports. 

I sit at my computer watching on PTZtv, cruise ships entering and leaving different ports. 

I sit at my computer watching on PTZtv, cruise ships entering and leaving different ports. 

I sit at my computer watching on PTZtv, cruise ships entering and leaving different ports. 

Right now there are 210 people on-line watching an empty cruise ship come into port. lol

I sit at my computer watching on PTZtv, cruise ships entering and leaving different ports.