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I just had a vision of someone hacking into the system and randomly ejecting people from their loungers.
"There's the guy who cut in line at the WJ last night... gaboing" 

Maybe take more of a sinister Bond villain approach where the chair opens up and the items are dropped directly into an incinerator. 

THESE CHAIRS ARE FAULTY!!

I would prefer a catapult system attached to the chairs. "Five-minute Warning" at 55 minutes, If you and your belongings aren't removed or renewed at the 60 minute mark, you/your belongings get launched! ?

Swipe your Seapass card on the chair. First hour is free. After that you start getting charged.  

Quite a bit. You could cut back on the cost by doing it only for the desirable chairs around the pools and the half-shell type cabana type chairs. All of the chairs on the upper decks looking out over the water could be the regular "unmetered" type. There are always plenty of those available.

Or simply enforce the rules.  Cheaper.  

Wanna also share my deink of the day. I discovered it like a week ago. Vanilla Latte Cocktail, I've heard of it, but never tried to make it myself. The result is worth a try. 
For ingredients I had 2 ounces cream liqueur, 1 ounce vanilla vodka and 3 ounces chilled coffee (for coffee I used latte made from capsules). 
Put all the ingredients in a highball glass and stir it. 

I'm not fussy.  Patron with or without the margarita is all good! The mix is extra calories anyway! ?

From what I gather on groups cruises you like the Patron without the margarita.  Rumors are you put Shotsberg to shame.  But those are just unfounded rumors.  

I can't say I've ever seen anyone have a frozen one. I'm like you, except for the salted rim. I like that and always request it.

A difference in Europe with the summer 2021 sailings are the completely different nature of the itinerary.  
For the purpose of this thread and cruises from the US they can't do cruises to nowhere or domestic only cruises.  If ships sail in the US it will be to somewhere.  
I don't think they'll cancel US cruises and try to resell them on short notice.  That never works well.  I think very few of the July/August sail dates are 100% sold out or at capacity now so they they aren't starting with a full ship.  Some will cancel or use CWC if they sail, some have already CWC'd their cruises.  Worst case finds them needing to trim some bookings but I suspect a lot of that will be done naturally.  

I still believe cruising will not begin until September (if I remember correctly there was another topic regarding this where we all made our guesses).  I truly hope for this timeframe (of course the earlier the better) since so many of us have cruises booked for the latter part of the year!  But July seems, sadly, almost a sure NoGo...and August as well. ??

One good way to see which ships offer what is to check out some YouTube videos.  There is at least one for every ship out there!  These are really great if you want to pick the ship first then the itinerary.  Always look for the most recent ones!  

Why do oysters and clams never share their food? Because they're shellfish. ?

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?  A milkshake.

Why do the French never order 2 eggs?  Because one egg is an oeuf.

If left to the wisdom of the CDC 0% chance of cruises leaving from US ports in July.
As noted above the only path is the Florida lawsuit and even that has to get a favorable result very soon if there is going to be enough time for the cruises to get staffed up and ready to go in July.
At this point I am so glad I booked Adventure in June, I think maybe 10% chance of Navigator in July sailing ... not even feeling good about Harmony in November at this point either.

Currently two:
Promenade and balcony rooms on Liberty for 8/15/2021 (hoping it happens!) CP and ocean balcony rooms on Allure for 12/8/2022 (more optimistic about this one)

We have 10 on the books right now starting June 19 on the Adventures out of Nassau. 

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?  He let out a little wine.

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad an electrician I am.

Yesterday I came within a couple of clicks of booking on Oasis for next May but my head won out over my heart and I couldn't bring myself to fill in the credit card details. ?

We watched this video a million times on our last cruise which feels like 10 years ago now. We were just talking about it and found it on YouTube and then got really depressed because we miss this so much. It's utterly brilliant too by Royal Caribbean. Absolutely genius. Hopefully soon we'll see it again....on a cruise ship. 

My biggest frustration is just that you can't really search by room. You have to click into every sailing individually to see if a given room is available.
I've not really had much to complain about during the sailings themselves.