Chadster

Why did the cowboy decide to adopt a dachshund? 
He wanted to get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy decide to adopt a dachshund? 
He wanted to get a long little doggie.

Why did Johnny eat his homework?
The teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

Speaking of prices, if anybody's interested in doing a Alaska cruise late in the season (if they go forward...please, let them go forward!), check out prices on August and September 2020 sailings!

Very true, especially since my wife can't drink and my kids are all under 21. But, kind of useless in this case because it's a 14-night sailing with 7 port days and 1 day cruising Prinz Christian Sund, where I won't be getting my drink on at all. With only 6 sea days, an alcoholic drink package would be very underutilized, and even the $59/night option comes out to $991.20 after gratuities. Just gonna bring on my allowed 4 bottles of wine (two cabins booked) and drink that at dinner time. Any other alcoholic beverages I'll buy a la carte, like a mid-day espresso martini at Cafe Al Baccio on one of my sea days.

I just logged into my trip planner for late September on Symphony. It said I was lucky and had a $50.00OBC to use. Anybody else have this. Now for the cruise that got canceled I opted to take the %125 refund for OBC to use which would be a lot higher than $50.00. Wondering if this is something RC is just doing on their own.

I apologize if people who aren't on Facebook can't see this - I haven't found the YouTube link yet (if there even is one).  
I'm not crying, you're crying.

Oh, man...you knew it was coming, but you couldn't look away. It was one of those slow-motion moments!

Oh, man...you knew it was coming, but you couldn't look away. It was one of those slow-motion moments!

On this day (April 5) in 1958, the Canadians blew up a mountain, helping create part of the beloved Inside Passage!
Read more here!

A little of the late, great Mitch Hedberg for you........
I bought some fake plants, but, I did not pretend to water them, so they died.
I was at a friend's house and he asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said, "No, but, I want a regular banana later, so, yeah."

A giraffe staggers into a bar and a moment later collapses, dead.
A minute later, a guy walks in and says, "Oy! What's this lyin' on the floor?"
Bartender looks over and says, "That's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

What do you call a sheep with a sword?
A BAA-barian 

My friend says to me, "What rhymes with orange?"And I told him, "No it doesn't!"

I sent it off to one that's building her new agency, figured since it's little work as it's already booked, I don't need babysitting on it, like documents printed anything helps her build up.

Wow! Makes me glad that the drink package prices on Celebrity are so far holding stable for my August cruise from what I've seen since they first appeared.
$69/night for Premium Alcohol $59/night for Classic Alcohol $22/night for premium non-alcohol (currently what the four of us will be getting, though not until closer to sail date if there's no sale offered) $18/night for classic non-alcohol

A man sits near another man on a bus.
"How's it goin'?" he asks the guy.
"Um...I'm pretty sure the wheels go 'round and 'round."
 

I thought this was bad enough for 15 night Sydney cruise ?

I told my girlfriend she painted her eyebrows on too high.
 
She looked Surprised

When does a joke become a Dad Joke?
 
When it becomes apparent. 

2 men walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

We're all having to make very difficult, very personal decisions, and honestly, I don't think there's a wrong way to approach this, as long as you're making the most informed, conscious decision for yourself and those in your life.
I certainly don't fault the people who, like you, are deciding not to cruise...and I certainly can't blame the people who *will* decide to cruise if their cruise goes ahead. I'm one of those people, and I know I will be taking the utmost precautions while aboard, and I'm going to be very thankful for the aft balcony that I'll have. Between now and then, since I'm on work-from-home status for what is likely a very long stretch through the end of the year, I'm being very conscious of where I go and how I interact with the people and environment when I get there. And 99.4% of the time, it'll be the grocery store, and only with an "attack plan" -- list, awareness of what aisles everything is in, and self-scan app on my phone ready so I can immediately bag things and then go to self-checkout and do contactless payment.
I'm making the decision to cruise if I'm able for the sake of my mental health...but if anyone or anything gives me any indication that it is a very obvious risk, I will not hesitate to cancel. 
I wish you and everyone the best of luck in all of this!