LovetoCruise87

Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, the other a load of blue paint. All the passengers were marooned.

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

The math geek in me doesn't like this because the finish should be less than four inches from the start. Based on the height of the people, it appears to be closer to 0.002K

Right now there are 210 people on-line watching an empty cruise ship come into port. lol

Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Benjamin Franklin (1755)

I agree. Where is he getting that number from?? No one has yet to ask me for my upcoming cruise in August if I am vaccinated.

Same for me. 

The CDC has a top hat that they pull out information from when they want to update anything.

Thank you for the clarification. In this case though, one of the children is a bully and the other child is contrite and just wants to go outside and play, but the bully won't let him.

Ok, as I know absolutely nothing about law, what does this mean in regular language?

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?
They couldn't get a gig.
What should you do when you see a spaceman?
Park your car, man!
 
 

A very nervous first-time cruiser met the captain at the welcome reception.
“Do ships like this sink very often?” he asked.
“No,” said the captain. “Usually it’s just the once.”
 
 
A couple boarded a cruise ship and went up to their cabin. Later, they called guest services and asked for someone to help them get out of their room.
“What seems to be the problem, ” asked the man on the desk.
“We only have two doors,” said the lady in the cabin. “One is the bathroom and the other says ‘do not disturb.”
 
 
 

A very nervous first-time cruiser met the captain at the welcome reception.
“Do ships like this sink very often?” he asked.
“No,” said the captain. “Usually it’s just the once.”
 
 
A couple boarded a cruise ship and went up to their cabin. Later, they called guest services and asked for someone to help them get out of their room.
“What seems to be the problem, ” asked the man on the desk.
“We only have two doors,” said the lady in the cabin. “One is the bathroom and the other says ‘do not disturb.”
 
 
 

A very nervous first-time cruiser met the captain at the welcome reception.
“Do ships like this sink very often?” he asked.
“No,” said the captain. “Usually it’s just the once.”
 
 
A couple boarded a cruise ship and went up to their cabin. Later, they called guest services and asked for someone to help them get out of their room.
“What seems to be the problem, ” asked the man on the desk.
“We only have two doors,” said the lady in the cabin. “One is the bathroom and the other says ‘do not disturb.”
 
 
 

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

Right now there are 210 people on-line watching an empty cruise ship come into port. lol

I sit at my computer watching on PTZtv, cruise ships entering and leaving different ports. 

Right now there are 210 people on-line watching an empty cruise ship come into port. lol