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Chadster got a reaction from RTA Gaming in Corny Jokes
A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender's a bit taken aback. "A beer? Ya sure, pal? Y'know...we've got a drink named after you!"
"Oh, yeah?" the insect asks. "You've got a drink called 'Irving'?"
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Chadster got a reaction from Itsmydogg in Corny Jokes
A pirate walked into a seaside tavern and asked for a drink. The bartender, turned away from the bar when the buccaneer walked in, pours the drink, but nearly drops it when he notices the sailor has a giant ship's wheel stuck to the front of his pants.
"Uh, capn'," the bartender says, "I hope you don't mind me askin', but what's with that-thar wheel?"
"Arrr...this thing?" The pirate asks. "|t drives me nuts."
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Chadster got a reaction from RTA Gaming in Corny Jokes
Did you hear about the diminutive psychic who broke out of jail?
She's a short medium at large.
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Chadster reacted to Seadog in Corny Jokes
What do you call two guys hanging over a window.
Curt n Rod.
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Chadster reacted to Ampurp85 in Corny Jokes
Why did the baker get a second job?
She needed to raise more dough.
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
It let out a little wine
Why did the pony go to the doctor?
He was a little horse.
Also my favorite of all time
Why do white girls travel in odd numbers?
Because they CAN"T even....
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Chadster reacted to rjac in Corny Jokes
After all these years, my wife still thinks I'm sexy. Every time I walk by her she says, "What an ass!"
My wife tells me I have two major faults. I don't listen.......and something else.
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Chadster got a reaction from gabeb848 in Corny Jokes
A pirate walked into a seaside tavern and asked for a drink. The bartender, turned away from the bar when the buccaneer walked in, pours the drink, but nearly drops it when he notices the sailor has a giant ship's wheel stuck to the front of his pants.
"Uh, capn'," the bartender says, "I hope you don't mind me askin', but what's with that-thar wheel?"
"Arrr...this thing?" The pirate asks. "|t drives me nuts."
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Chadster got a reaction from ellcee in Corny Jokes
A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender's a bit taken aback. "A beer? Ya sure, pal? Y'know...we've got a drink named after you!"
"Oh, yeah?" the insect asks. "You've got a drink called 'Irving'?"
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Chadster got a reaction from coneyraven in Corny Jokes
A pirate walked into a seaside tavern and asked for a drink. The bartender, turned away from the bar when the buccaneer walked in, pours the drink, but nearly drops it when he notices the sailor has a giant ship's wheel stuck to the front of his pants.
"Uh, capn'," the bartender says, "I hope you don't mind me askin', but what's with that-thar wheel?"
"Arrr...this thing?" The pirate asks. "|t drives me nuts."
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Chadster got a reaction from Ray in Corny Jokes
A pirate walked into a seaside tavern and asked for a drink. The bartender, turned away from the bar when the buccaneer walked in, pours the drink, but nearly drops it when he notices the sailor has a giant ship's wheel stuck to the front of his pants.
"Uh, capn'," the bartender says, "I hope you don't mind me askin', but what's with that-thar wheel?"
"Arrr...this thing?" The pirate asks. "|t drives me nuts."
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Chadster got a reaction from ellcee in Corny Jokes
Did you hear about the diminutive psychic who broke out of jail?
She's a short medium at large.
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Chadster got a reaction from RWDW1204 in Corny Jokes
A pirate walked into a seaside tavern and asked for a drink. The bartender, turned away from the bar when the buccaneer walked in, pours the drink, but nearly drops it when he notices the sailor has a giant ship's wheel stuck to the front of his pants.
"Uh, capn'," the bartender says, "I hope you don't mind me askin', but what's with that-thar wheel?"
"Arrr...this thing?" The pirate asks. "|t drives me nuts."
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Chadster reacted to CruzOnBye in Corny Jokes
What’s the best way to get in touch with a fish?
drop it a line!
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Chadster got a reaction from FManke in Looking forward to....?
All of these! Plus, enjoying a bit of "me time" on my aft balcony!
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Chadster got a reaction from Kathleen in Looking forward to....?
All of these! Plus, enjoying a bit of "me time" on my aft balcony!
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Chadster got a reaction from JohnK6404 in Corny Jokes
Did you hear about the diminutive psychic who broke out of jail?
She's a short medium at large.
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Chadster got a reaction from FManke in Corny Jokes
Did you hear about the diminutive psychic who broke out of jail?
She's a short medium at large.
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Chadster reacted to Branderson610 in Corny Jokes
Why did the girl bring toilet paper to the party?
Because she is a party pooper! ?
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Chadster reacted to DDaley in Corny Jokes
What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down stairs?
A condescending con descending!
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Chadster reacted to nhilding10 in Corny Jokes
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
On a street of 25 houses, you're the only one without a doorbell!
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Chadster reacted to Ampurp85 in Corny Jokes
What did the Fisherman say to the Magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
He was on a roll.