USCG Teacher

It doesn't surprise me at all that people don't read the inserts, lol.

It's nice to see that you two can make the long-distance thing work out.  It can add such a strain to relationships. ?

My pleasure.  You won't be disappointed

According to my profile pic, that’s my boyfriend 

I'm a firm believer that there is never a bad time for a massage. 2:30 on embarkation day would be a nice relaxing way to get your cruise started off. Get on the ship early, get a relaxing massage and be ready for a sail away party in your stateroom sounds like the perfect way to start a cruise......Now you have me thinking for my star class cruise on Oasis!!

I found one for $19.99   Its our Alaskan sailing next may, the rest of our sailings it ranges from $24.99 , $29.99 and $34.99.

Wow!!! That photo must have been provided by the White House!! ?

That photo speaks volumes... about the need for some better photoshop skills :) 

Would agree with everything said here.  ?

I read this super-fast and I first thought it said "tastes like children".
I got quite a laugh at myself over that one.

Couple things: the airboats are really loud. Irresponsibly frick’n loud. They will give you earplugs and you will be glad to have them.
Bring sunscreen and sunglasses!!! You are off the ship but you are still in Florida. Zero shade, hot, and humid.
If it’s a RCL excursion, they will have several bus loads of folks with your same game plan. It will only get cancelled on account of lightning.
Is this a good way to do something unique, get you and your luggage to the airport, and eek your vacation a little further? Yes defiantly. Is this a celebration of Marjory Douglas and the Everglades ecosystem? No, between the obnoxious boats, alligator served for lunch, and various taxidermy gator parts sold in the gift shop; I came away the tour operator hated the ‘glades. I’m glad we did it just the same. JMO.

You can tell it is available in Australia now because of the "e." ? 

Sorry, but I had to. ?

@PG Cruiser It might be that the older systems haven't switched over yet. We were told that the fleet would be using this method back in June when we were on Allure. It wouldn't be the first time I was given incorrect info. ?‍♂️

Sorry, but I had to. ?

Interesting options. I'm sure there will be plenty of interest. But I'll pass.

Was on the fence as to whether to laugh or cry at this, as both seem appropriate. Split the difference and went with “confused.” ?

Oceans are rising, never say never.

This is a great example of "hope for the best, plan for the worst".  Everyone should have such realistic expectations.

I've got Chicago covered as soon as RC docks here! ?

When a group "takes over" a table that I was using by myself, I just pull up a chair, sit down, and start eating.
"Oh, sorry. Didn't notice that you had joined me."