Dan Curtis
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Dan Curtis got a reaction from Itsmydogg in Corny Jokes
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A Buccaneer.
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Dan Curtis got a reaction from Mayooo in Looking forward to....?
I get it, I order it almost ever night, good choice by your father in law.
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Dan Curtis reacted to Seadog in Corny Jokes
What do you call two guys hanging over a window.
Curt n Rod.
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Dan Curtis got a reaction from gabeb848 in Corny Jokes
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A Buccaneer.
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Dan Curtis got a reaction from ellcee in Corny Jokes
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A Buccaneer.
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Dan Curtis got a reaction from JohnK6404 in Corny Jokes
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A Buccaneer.
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Dan Curtis reacted to Chadster in Corny Jokes
A pirate walked into a seaside tavern and asked for a drink. The bartender, turned away from the bar when the buccaneer walked in, pours the drink, but nearly drops it when he notices the sailor has a giant ship's wheel stuck to the front of his pants.
"Uh, capn'," the bartender says, "I hope you don't mind me askin', but what's with that-thar wheel?"
"Arrr...this thing?" The pirate asks. "|t drives me nuts."
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Dan Curtis reacted to CruzOnBye in Corny Jokes
What’s the best way to get in touch with a fish?
drop it a line!
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Dan Curtis reacted to Chadster in Corny Jokes
Did you hear about the diminutive psychic who broke out of jail?
She's a short medium at large.
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Dan Curtis reacted to Branderson610 in Corny Jokes
Why did the girl bring toilet paper to the party?
Because she is a party pooper! ?
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Dan Curtis reacted to DDaley in Corny Jokes
What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down stairs?
A condescending con descending!
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Dan Curtis reacted to nhilding10 in Corny Jokes
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
On a street of 25 houses, you're the only one without a doorbell!
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Dan Curtis reacted to Ampurp85 in Corny Jokes
What did the Fisherman say to the Magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
He was on a roll.
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Dan Curtis reacted to WAAAYTOOO in Corny Jokes
Why couldn’t the fish sign onto the Internet ?
Because he forgot his BASSword
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Dan Curtis reacted to SpeedNoodles in Corny Jokes
You have NO idea how much I need this thread today.
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Dan Curtis reacted to RickinSTL in Corny Jokes
I know 25 letters of the alphabet and I don't know Why..
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Dan Curtis reacted to RCIfan1912 in Corny Jokes
I don't have any jokes but we need a thread like this. ?
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Dan Curtis reacted to RickinSTL in Corny Jokes
Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs through your genes lol
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Dan Curtis reacted to WAAAYTOOO in Corny Jokes
Why must you knock before opening the refrigerator door ?
Because you wouldn’t want to catch the salad, dressing.
ba-dump-bump
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Dan Curtis reacted to tonyfsu21 in Looking forward to....?
Agree. This usually happens after a late night at the casino!