HeWhoWaits Posted June 14, 2023 Report Posted June 14, 2023 21 hours ago, Monic.TW said: I'm going outside to stand on the porch, If someone asks where I am... I'm outstanding Ba-dump-bump Like a farmer in his field. Quote
rjac Posted June 26, 2023 Report Posted June 26, 2023 This morning I saw two large black birds that appeared to be stuck together. As it turned out.........they were velcros. WAAAYTOOO 1 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted July 12, 2023 Report Posted July 12, 2023 FireFishII, Fox Forlenza and WAAAYTOOO 3 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted July 14, 2023 Report Posted July 14, 2023 11 hours ago, rjac said: Do you know why the game is called "golf?" Because all of the other four-letter words were already taken. WAAAYTOOO, FireFishII and rjac 3 Quote
rjac Posted July 20, 2023 Report Posted July 20, 2023 I just found out today that Al Gore WAS the one that invented the internet! It was all based on his mathematical algorithms. WAAAYTOOO 1 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted July 22, 2023 Report Posted July 22, 2023 20 minutes ago, rjac said: If you pay for my cruise, I will gladly do this for you on (insert name here) of the Seas. Quote
rjac Posted July 22, 2023 Report Posted July 22, 2023 Sorry, HWW. My wife saw my post and said she would GLADLY slap food out of my hand as well as alcoholic beverages. And if I whined or complained, she would gladly slap the sh*t out of me. This is going to be such a fun cruise, I'm feeling it already! WAAAYTOOO and FireFishII 1 1 Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted July 23, 2023 Report Posted July 23, 2023 11 hours ago, rjac said: Sorry, HWW. My wife saw my post and said she would GLADLY slap food out of my hand as well as alcoholic beverages. And if I whined or complained, she would gladly slap the sh*t out of me. This is going to be such a fun cruise, I'm feeling it already! I wouldn't dream of denying use of your beverage package and/or Diamond vouchers! Quote
HeWhoWaits Posted August 2, 2023 Report Posted August 2, 2023 Where does Superman shop? In the supermarket. And Spiderman? He shops on the web. rjac and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote
FireFishII Posted September 5, 2023 Report Posted September 5, 2023 Did you know why Bob Barker lived to 99? He wanted to be close to 100 without going over. JustMeJoe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote
rjac Posted September 7, 2023 Report Posted September 7, 2023 Funny what a difference 45 years makes! FireFishII 1 Quote
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