Chadster

I’ve never really cared what other people think anyway. ?
As far as cruising, people who ask me about it get an explanation of why we enjoy it so much. I’ve actually been able to educate some people who knew nothing about cruising but had all kinds of opinions. 
 
We will have no concerns going on our next cruises (first is in November).  
 
I’m considered “essential” since I’m a butcher/meat cutter for a large regional grocery chain.  Our reality is that I’m risking exposure to all kinds of things daily.  I’m probably safer on a ship. ?

A skeleton walks into a bar and says "I'll have a beer and a mop."
 
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"

What do you get, when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Ele-phino!

Customer: "Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!"
Waiter: "Well sir, it was fresh ground this morning."
 
And no, this wasn't the regular coffee served by RCCL. ?

A dog walks into a restaurant and sits at one of the tables. The waiter immediately shows up and promptly points to a sign on the wall that says " No dogs allowed !!"
The dog looks at the waiter and says " So who's smoking ? "
This was my late dad's favorite joke I still laugh more at his telling it than the actual joke  

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender's a bit taken aback. "A beer? Ya sure, pal? Y'know...we've got a drink named after you!"
"Oh, yeah?" the insect asks. "You've got a drink called 'Irving'?"

A pirate walked into a seaside tavern and asked for a drink. The bartender, turned away from the bar when the buccaneer walked in, pours the drink, but nearly drops it when he notices the sailor has a giant ship's wheel stuck to the front of his pants.
"Uh, capn'," the bartender says, "I hope you don't mind me askin', but what's with that-thar wheel?"
"Arrr...this thing?" The pirate asks. "|t drives me nuts."

Did you hear about the diminutive psychic who broke out of jail?
She's a short medium at large.

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender's a bit taken aback. "A beer? Ya sure, pal? Y'know...we've got a drink named after you!"
"Oh, yeah?" the insect asks. "You've got a drink called 'Irving'?"

Did you hear about the diminutive psychic who broke out of jail?
She's a short medium at large.

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender's a bit taken aback. "A beer? Ya sure, pal? Y'know...we've got a drink named after you!"
"Oh, yeah?" the insect asks. "You've got a drink called 'Irving'?"

A pirate walked into a seaside tavern and asked for a drink. The bartender, turned away from the bar when the buccaneer walked in, pours the drink, but nearly drops it when he notices the sailor has a giant ship's wheel stuck to the front of his pants.
"Uh, capn'," the bartender says, "I hope you don't mind me askin', but what's with that-thar wheel?"
"Arrr...this thing?" The pirate asks. "|t drives me nuts."

Did you hear about the diminutive psychic who broke out of jail?
She's a short medium at large.

I dunno if I missed it somewhere, but, just a heads up...
"Virtual of the Seas" is heading out again on 4/5 (a Sunday), heading for a 7-day virtual trip from Seattle to Alaska! ?

Smoking should be banned altogether. Fire at sea is too dangerous an issue.

I wish they'd just ban it all together. Nothing I cant stand more than smelling smoke on the pool deck.
 

What do you call a pig that does karate? 
A pork chop!

I dunno if I missed it somewhere, but, just a heads up...
"Virtual of the Seas" is heading out again on 4/5 (a Sunday), heading for a 7-day virtual trip from Seattle to Alaska! ?

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender's a bit taken aback. "A beer? Ya sure, pal? Y'know...we've got a drink named after you!"
"Oh, yeah?" the insect asks. "You've got a drink called 'Irving'?"

Q: every fall (for those of us in the north) the geese fly south for the winter. For a few weeks, you can look to the sky and see large formations of geese flying in a giant "V". One curious aspect of the formation is that it is not balanced, one leg of the "V" is always longer. After years of research, they now know why. What do you think causes the phenomenon?
 
A: More geese on that side! ??

Why are skeletons afraid of dogs? Because they eat bones!

A pirate walked into a seaside tavern and asked for a drink. The bartender, turned away from the bar when the buccaneer walked in, pours the drink, but nearly drops it when he notices the sailor has a giant ship's wheel stuck to the front of his pants.
"Uh, capn'," the bartender says, "I hope you don't mind me askin', but what's with that-thar wheel?"
"Arrr...this thing?" The pirate asks. "|t drives me nuts."

I embrace their opinions,  less competition for my preferred sailings and stateroom selections  ???⚓?⚓⛴??

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender's a bit taken aback. "A beer? Ya sure, pal? Y'know...we've got a drink named after you!"
"Oh, yeah?" the insect asks. "You've got a drink called 'Irving'?"

A pirate walked into a seaside tavern and asked for a drink. The bartender, turned away from the bar when the buccaneer walked in, pours the drink, but nearly drops it when he notices the sailor has a giant ship's wheel stuck to the front of his pants.
"Uh, capn'," the bartender says, "I hope you don't mind me askin', but what's with that-thar wheel?"
"Arrr...this thing?" The pirate asks. "|t drives me nuts."