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Schooner Bar or the pub.

It’s akin to complaining about poor singing at spotlight karaoke. 

He’s one of the most popular CD’s in the fleet. He’s also one of the nicest people. Crazy Quest can get extremely raunchy and that’s the whole point. Sounds like you didn’t research 

Show me on the doll where RCI touched you!
 
My wife is Deaf and we use ASL/have interpreters with us (provided by RC) at shows, including adult/comedy shows.  Obviously, hands slinging like gang signs when the terps are terping..... tends to draw attention.  We almost always get called out/interacted with by hosts, CDs, comedians, and literally anyone else.  My wife nor me feel "abused" by the extra attention -- we just brush it off or joke back.
Remove the stick out of your butt before it becomes petrified wood.

You went to an adult game show and voluntarily went on stage to be a contestant. The rest is kind of expected.

I would suggest just not attending these types of events next cruise.

Now if Giovani's Table had a waiter with an accordion that sang opera, it could be fun. 🪗 Oh Solo Mio!!! 🎶 🎵

Rackham, you win the message boards today.  These posts about the most helpful, pertinent, clear, and uncontroversial posts I've seen in forever.  Thank you.

Isn't EVERY Royal Cruise a "Shakedown" cruise?   Just had to say it. 🙂 

Those are sandfleas and/or noseeum bites.
Sit on a beach anywhere in Florida, the Caribbean or anywhere with a beach and you're most likely going to end up with them

I read this topic as 

Is it ok to wear a thong bikini on the pool deck?

I have been told to never wear one again!

Roatan is an island disconnected from mainland Honduras that thrives on tourism. It's so safe there that our private tour guide was able to take my wife and I onto the property of an elementary school this past summer without advanced notice so we could donate school supplies, see the kids, the classrooms, etc. When we told him how much security was in place for US schools he was shocked.
In any case, the travel advisory stems from mainland Honduras, not Roatan. I'm guessing you're also going to Mexico... very similar situation there between Cozumel and parts of the mainland.

Port Canaveral is awesome. I am at this port at least a few times a year for multiple activities. Here is what I do. I drop my family off at Grills Restaurant and they go get a table for breakfast. I take the vehicle, drop off the bags, park, then walk over and usually only wait a few minutes for my meal to arrive that my wife ordered for me 😄. After breakfast we all walk over and get on the ship. Easy Peasy

It was a glitch go figure. They sent out another email saying to try again.

Port Canaveral is awesome. I am at this port at least a few times a year for multiple activities. Here is what I do. I drop my family off at Grills Restaurant and they go get a table for breakfast. I take the vehicle, drop off the bags, park, then walk over and usually only wait a few minutes for my meal to arrive that my wife ordered for me 😄. After breakfast we all walk over and get on the ship. Easy Peasy

Port Canaveral is awesome. I am at this port at least a few times a year for multiple activities. Here is what I do. I drop my family off at Grills Restaurant and they go get a table for breakfast. I take the vehicle, drop off the bags, park, then walk over and usually only wait a few minutes for my meal to arrive that my wife ordered for me 😄. After breakfast we all walk over and get on the ship. Easy Peasy

Port Canaveral is awesome. I am at this port at least a few times a year for multiple activities. Here is what I do. I drop my family off at Grills Restaurant and they go get a table for breakfast. I take the vehicle, drop off the bags, park, then walk over and usually only wait a few minutes for my meal to arrive that my wife ordered for me 😄. After breakfast we all walk over and get on the ship. Easy Peasy

Port Canaveral is awesome. I am at this port at least a few times a year for multiple activities. Here is what I do. I drop my family off at Grills Restaurant and they go get a table for breakfast. I take the vehicle, drop off the bags, park, then walk over and usually only wait a few minutes for my meal to arrive that my wife ordered for me 😄. After breakfast we all walk over and get on the ship. Easy Peasy

Whenever I go to a nightclub, I always go there to DANCE.  I have been on many, many cruises, and have gone to the nightclubs on all ships.  Once I ask the DJ to play my song choices, I can stay on the floor for a while having lots of fun.
Those who attend just to be spectators have only themselves to blame if they are bored. Drinking and dancing on a moving ship do not always go too well together, but some people like being foolish.
There is also stargazing--a wonderful experience late at night with the sky free of urban lights.
Sadly, many libraries are being phased out on more modern ships.  Cunard has the best libraries at sea. 
RC is a family ship with a focus on children.  Other cruise ships may have late night comedy (R-rated shows), or the karaoke squad.
Of course, you can always read a good book in your room.  
I am a night owl all the time, but I always can get up early to go on a great excursion. 
 

Sleep is overrated.  Insomnia can add an extra 4+ hours to every day of your cruise.  Think about it.

Why isn’t Balcony Sex on the list?

I think the difference between 3 and 7 would be a lot greater than 5 and 7.  

I'm with @matt. Forgetting my passport at home. Everything else can work itself out with a little hassle, and maybe money.

The scariest thing on any cruise is the appearance of the luggage tags indicating that the trip is almost over.