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  1. 20 hours ago, gracemom said:

    I will be going on a cruise in August with my 2 kids. My son will only be 11 and so it says he can't use the chat feature. How do I communicate with him? Any advice is appreciated. 

    Talk to him!  Put the phones away and communicate with each other!  Set up a schedule so you both know what is going on and check in occasionally.  Can go to far on a ship.

  2. The Fence Repair - Australian style !!!



    Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence

    at Government House.


    One is from Cabramatta, another is from

    Marrickville, and the third is from Lane Cove.



    All three go with an official to examine the fence.

    The Cabramatta contractor takes out a tape measure

    and does some measuring, then works some figures

    with a pencil.


    "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900,

    $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit

    for me."


    The Marrickville contractor also does some measuring

    and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700.

    That's $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100

    profit for me."


    The Lane Cove contractor doesn't measure or figure,

    but leans over to the government official and whispers,



    The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure

    like the other guys. How did you come up with such a

    high figure?"


    The Lane Cove contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me,

    $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Marrickville to

    fix the fence."


    "Done!" Replies the government official.


  3. We did Blue Lagoon beach break with lunch in April.  It was just ok. Glad we did it but probably won't do it again. It was nice to walk around and see the island, sea creatures etc... Definitely not enough time as it was only 4 hours including the ferry ride to and from Nassau.

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