AlmondFarmer

For a Canadian, your command of the English language is amazing. I’m sure an MEI agent will be able to understand you. Enchange rates will be the biggest challenge.

So long as contaminant inspections are limited to outerwear, embarrassment should be minimal.

I booked a Norway sailing for June 21, 2024. This booking was made when itineraries released in November 2022 and surprisingly had kids sale free.

Captain deemed the New Years Eve Sangria supply insufficient. Nearest Costco was Algeciras. Very few stores West of the Azores.

Will Silverseas be weighing guests during the cruise and potentially rationing buffet access to insure safe takeoff on flight home?

Aruba is the proposal king of the Caribbean. Just saying.

I was truly surprised for one of my wife’s pregnancies. I hired a new pool guy. Other than this scenario, based on sixth grade sex education, abstinence is the only 100% way to not be “Surprised” with a pregnancy* *excluding Anakin Skywalker and Jesus.

There are support groups to assist in alleviating this aspiration.

All 8 guests in 9730 or just your family of three?

The biggest house rivals an inside stateroom in size.

I’m sure you will eventually meet back up with her on the ship.

I heard somebody forgot to put thread sealant on drain plugs. Oops.

A seemingly innocent sweet young lady named Greta said the same thing.

Sailing in less buoyant warm water can lower vessel height. Additionally, lowering salinity will reduce buoyancy. Mean sea level also changes with tides. Speed, with certain water depth can create force pulling ship down. Summary- at full speed, during low Spring tide, with a large inflow of warm fresh water, Icon will fit under lots of bridges.

I would not bring kids. If I was a kid I also wouldn’t want to go. wine is a big part of event. I have done without wine and enjoyed.

According to Dr. Seuss, Someone had a cat in the hat.

From opening schedule for deployment the week of December 4th release is for sailings July 2025-April 2026. This should lead one to assume Star will begin sailings sometime in July 2025

I’d love to bring my favorite Clydesdale horse on my next cruise. It is my comfort animal of choice. In order to have a chance to smuggle this horse onto the ship I first need to get it with me on a flight to Miami.

Complimentary. If you do the wine with it there is a $25 charge.

I think they had this option precovid. I got partnered with a person named Carlos Danger. I cancelled for full refund.

Ironically this is Royals budget for legal team after first Crowns Edge accident.

Did you head back to ship at noon? stay on island till last call and get into the teens.

$45 refund if you don’t fall. Hold my beer…

If you had said that was a mummified foot, I would have believed you.

Pro tip to deter magnet theft- Use super glue. My superglued magnet lasted entire sailing…..and was still there when I sailed the following year.