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yasssss happy early anniversary!!!!!!! also, unpopular opinion, BUT: i absolutely ADORE PDCC on the last day!!!!!!!!

that one dessert with the meringues on top looked so good!! did it have coconut or am i seeing things??

i used to travel with a light up travel mirror to combat this… but i decided to leave that out of the secondary duffle, in favor of other things

i also love the cup holder thing… but alas, my bags are always in the way of the handle

don't get me started on these feral creatures!!!!!! THEY CAME FOR MY FOOD!!!!!

i do find this part fascinating because - we typically drink chandon sparkling wine on royal. it falls under the $14 threshold — again, it’s a nice sparkling wine. on celebrity, it’s $17. for reference, a bottle of chandon costs about $24. so they are considering it a “premium” when it really… isn’t. and i understand the convenience factor and everything; obviously we can just bring a bottle of it on board ourselves. but it makes me wonder how many other of their wines/beverages fall into that category. like yes, a handcrafted martini at the martini bar with the special tricks and pouring skills — that’s a performance on top of a beverage. i understand that. but X lumps in premium water (evian, acqua panna, pellegrino) at the $17 cap and you can’t get unless you have a premium package — ie, you can’t get for happy hour, even though it’s nowhere near $17 a bottle. (or a water package) i understand thats probably more to discourage people from grabbing endless bottles of "free" water during happy hour — but the long winded point of this is that i think some of their thresholds — $14 for basic drinks and $17 for premium — is a bit murky. if it were based on top shelf liquors, yes, okay — i understand that completely. but it isn't. and obvs they have the right to set their prices at whatever they'd like. it would be interesting to see a comparison between the two (an old fashioned costs $14 on royal and $17 on X, for example) just to get a better understanding of this.

the chickens are sending me

oh sweet lord. i need to lay down. gooDBYE FOREVER THIS IS SO GROSS

what is a duck swap???

somehow i feel like this is very on brand for her... OMG. imagine if this were true, though???? i could literally never go on a shortie cruise bezos really out here getting the most from us all!!!

i just laughed SO loud!!! thank you for this, my friend needed this today

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO!!!!

if i can use my vouchers on celebrity… it’s over for me aqua class all the way!!!!!

it IS pepper water.

oh true the green cap is the giveaway even so! it will be delicious

ah the standard cholula! still a good time but not as smoky as the chipotle flavor!!

i have always wanted that trio of octo plushies and have been foiled at every turn. that they gave it away to another fellow tiny small was adorable!!

if they replace the triangle hashbrowns with the smaller coins i would find this acceptable. but to lose breakfast potatoes altogether is unacceptable!! sometimes i don’t want them with peppers and onions!! just crispy fried goodness, evocative of a fast food drive thru…. (an ode to hashbrowns, by A)

i still love how you call it “dry dock” when on land much love to you and dan and smooth sailing!

i’m literally just here for the gems like this

i just figured it was utopia’s version of the empire supper club. looking forward to seeing more about this concept!

oh my SWEET LORD. GOODBYE.

i’m so glad i have context for this

SHE KNOWS WHAT’S UP!!!!! CUP CLUP CLUB UNITE!!!!

ITS SO NICE