Ghostdog1963

Couldn't be ChatGPT. It's actually articulate.
Edit: Le ChatGPT Rant. Not providing the prompt, though it's rather simple. From GPT-3.5 (the free-to-use model).
Hey fellow cruisers,
I need to vent about the absolutely infuriating experience I recently had with Royal Caribbean. Brace yourselves because this is one rant you won't want to miss! So, here's the deal: I had been eagerly anticipating a dream vacation to the Greek Isles on a Royal Caribbean cruise. I meticulously planned, saved up, and counted down the days, only to have my dreams crushed when the company decided to cancel our cruise to charter the ship to a private group. Can you believe the audacity?!
Let me start by saying that I understand chartering happens occasionally. However, it's how Royal Caribbean handled the situation that has left me fuming. They couldn't have cared less about their loyal customers who had booked and paid for this cruise months in advance. It's like they waved a dismissive hand, saying, "Sorry, but we've got bigger fish to fry."
First and foremost, communication was abysmal. I received a generic email, buried in my inbox, informing me of the cancellation. No personalized apology, no explanation, nothing! I was expected to accept their decision and move on as if my vacation plans were insignificant. Well, let me tell you, they were anything but insignificant to me!
What really irks me is that Royal Caribbean clearly prioritized profit over customer satisfaction. Instead of valuing us, the ones who have been loyal to them, they sold out to this private group. I understand that money talks, but what about the people who have supported the company all these years? Do we not matter anymore?
It's not just the cancellation that angered me; it's the lack of compensation or alternatives. Sure, they offered a refund, but that doesn't make up for the countless hours I spent planning and researching this trip. And what about the emotional toll this has taken? The disappointment and frustration of having your long-awaited vacation yanked away without any meaningful explanation? It's simply unacceptable!
To add salt to the wound, Royal Caribbean had the audacity to suggest that we book another cruise at a discounted rate. Are they serious? They expect me to trust them again after this colossal letdown? They think a few dollars off will miraculously heal the wounds they inflicted? No, thank you! I'll take my business elsewhere.
I used to be a staunch advocate for Royal Caribbean, always recommending them to friends and family. But after this experience, they have lost a customer for life. There are plenty of other cruise lines out there that value their patrons and wouldn't dare pull such a stunt.
So, fellow cruisers, beware of Royal Caribbean's lack of respect for their customers. They may seem enticing with their glossy brochures and tempting itineraries, but when push comes to shove, they'll ditch you in a heartbeat for a private group. Let's use our voices and make it clear that we deserve better treatment and transparency from the companies we choose to support.
Thanks for listening to my rant. Together, let's hold Royal Caribbean accountable and ensure they learn from this disgraceful act.

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People. and friends too, getting in such an intense argument that it went this far on a cruise? What a waste of a vacation. If only they knew how to just chill, find the time to have a few drinks and a good laugh, like they did when friendship was developing and stable and stop arguing. Bon Voyage and enjoy life. It's not going to last forever.

Cool! If you see me onboard, don't be shy and say Hi. Maybe, we could have a beer or two and get tipsy.

Cool! If you see me onboard, don't be shy and say Hi. Maybe, we could have a beer or two and get tipsy.

Booked sailing with my wife in April. Not celebrating anything special. Just need to enjoy life after this pandemic and relax, cruise, eat, sleep, and visit friends and family in the Bahamas. 

I have an upcoming cruise in April. I don't mind changes to the MDR menu, as long as it's for the better and not just for RCCL. 

And I will have the beef bourguignon in the MDR then sneak up to WJ for the Coq au Vin!!!

All excellent qualities. Looking forward to happy sailing and a few drinks with you Boat!

Don't be shy to say "Hi" if you recognize me onboard Foxrunner.

People. and friends too, getting in such an intense argument that it went this far on a cruise? What a waste of a vacation. If only they knew how to just chill, find the time to have a few drinks and a good laugh, like they did when friendship was developing and stable and stop arguing. Bon Voyage and enjoy life. It's not going to last forever.

People. and friends too, getting in such an intense argument that it went this far on a cruise? What a waste of a vacation. If only they knew how to just chill, find the time to have a few drinks and a good laugh, like they did when friendship was developing and stable and stop arguing. Bon Voyage and enjoy life. It's not going to last forever.

People. and friends too, getting in such an intense argument that it went this far on a cruise? What a waste of a vacation. If only they knew how to just chill, find the time to have a few drinks and a good laugh, like they did when friendship was developing and stable and stop arguing. Bon Voyage and enjoy life. It's not going to last forever.

My wife and I will be on that sailing! Same plan minus the Bahamian family.
Cheers! 

Wow. Just wow.
The only thing I see RCCL did that is questionable was to let you board in the first place.  
They gave you a second cabin.  You only paid for one.
RCCL is not responsible for your relationship.
Of all the ridiculous complaints I've seen from first time posters, this one takes the cake.
Suck it up buttercup.  You and your friend ruined your vacation... not RCCL.

Booked sailing with my wife in April. Not celebrating anything special. Just need to enjoy life after this pandemic and relax, cruise, eat, sleep, and visit friends and family in the Bahamas. 

Booked sailing with my wife in April. Not celebrating anything special. Just need to enjoy life after this pandemic and relax, cruise, eat, sleep, and visit friends and family in the Bahamas. 

Finally received my credit back from Royal. It took too damn long though. RCCL should have doubled the amount or given me some interest back while hanging on to my dough. 

I'm still waiting for my refund on two drink packages from 11/18. I became concerned and called and was told I should have the refund by the 12/02 and 12/04. So! let's see. Kinda ridiculous to be taking this long in a digital world.