SpeedNoodles

I feel like I remember the speakers in the room working so that you could turn them up and hear announcements in your room. Granted, this was 15+ years ago. On my last 3 cruises the dial was still there, but it did nothing. In order to hear any announcements I had to open up the stateroom door and crane my neck into the hallway. It would have especially been nice in Alaska. When did they stop having the option of hearing it in the rooms?

Coco Cay What can I say about Coco Cay that hasn't already been said? We had managed to score an Oasis Lagoon Cabana for the really nice price of $319 back in the spring. In the morning we were very thankful, as it sheltered us from the somewhat chilly wind. Not Minnesota chilly, but chilly for swimsuits and tank tops. We grabbed a drink, and just enjoyed the comfort of our private area. We ordered lunch about 45 minutes before they opened for lunch, so we had lunch on our table by 11:05 (wow, I really typed "lunch" too many times there). Finally a chance to try the crispy chicken sandwich! I didn't find it to be terribly crispy (maybe from sitting in a box for a bit of time), and I thought it could have used more spices, but I liked it, and I'd certainly get it again. We then decided to do some island exploring, since my traveling companions had never been there. It was a bit slow going since one of them had stubbed her pinky toe badly at the Hilton yesterday, and it was swollen and about 30 shades of purple. She was a good sport, though. We really spent the day doing much of nothing. The pool was really too cold for any of our comfort. But we were fine with doing nothing on a beautiful island. Our cabana service was sketchy. I don't know if our attendant was just disinterested, or if her wristband wasn't working, but it was a long time and several presses of the service button before she'd come over. Slightly annoying, but nothing that we were upset about. In typical "me" fashion, I was overjoyed that the critters of the island were hanging out in the cabana area. The chickens regularly hung out on the deck with us (no, we weren't feeding them.... although I may, or may not, have been dangling a shiny object to amuse the hens). Even one of the resident iguanas visited. The sky rats are crafty, and managed to steal some funnel cake off of Kris's plate, which started a huge sky rat scuffle. Frankly, I felt the winner had a pretty smug look on his face. We stayed until a little after 3, when the sun got low enough that there was only shade in the cabana area. The cabanas face north, so the sun was always behind us. We enjoyed sail away from our balcony and relaxed. I had a full night planned for us... We could sleep in the next day!! We hit the Schooner Bar for Elton John Trivia and some pre-dinner libations, then hit the MDR for another very good, and overfilling, dinner. By now we were all totally enamored with our waiter, Malcin, and had a great time. I suggested that we head down to Studio B for the Battle of the Sexes game, followed by the Quest. I was going with or without them. They made the correct choice. We all laughed nearly 2 hours straight, and participated as much as we could (note: The Key seats were good, EXCEPT there was no direct access to the floor without hurdling over a barrier. #ruleswhatrules. With that, our night was complete, and we were looking forward a full sea day.

We stayed at the Kimpton Epic. It’s right next to the Intercontinental, which was over our budget. We always book through Priceline or HotWire and get much lower prices than if we booked through the hotel. The trade off is that you don’t know which hotel you’ll get, but you choose the area and the star rating and what you’re willing to pay and we’ve never been disappointed.

That happened to me, too. Gave it a day and it straightened up and started behaving properly again.

Woke up to a gorgeous sunrise over NCL's Island. Once again, Royal is unrealistically optimistic in the weather department. I assume our helium balloon excursion will fall through due to wind, but we will be comfy in our cabana. According to staff on the island, the weather is warm, calm, and sunny. It's, indeed, a Perfect Day!

. Oops. Error post. Post-dinner-alcohol post. Nothing here to see, folks, move along, now. Don't make me use my dispatcher voice.

We had a great time today in Nassau and on the ship. I have to say that I'm really unsure where the person /people who put out the Cruise Compass get their weather forecasts from, though. Checking weather.com daily, I expected temps in the low 70s. The Cruise Compass insisted (OK, strong word for a number on a sheet of paper, but work with me) that it was going to be in the low 80s. It was 72. But, being a weather site stalker, I was prepared. With rash guard and swim cover up in my war chest we headed off to the Hilton British Colonial for a beach day. Although we were planning to paddle board and kayak, it was simply too breezy (read:not quite warm enough). The property was beautiful. There were under 20 other guests there. The service was extremely slow, but very friendly. While there was a $40 food/beverage credit, it did not go far, the food was unrealistically expensive as it related to its quality. I did enjoy the Hemingway Daiquiri, however. We arrived around 11:30 and took off by 2:30. It was a good afternoon, but for what we were able to do (blame the weather), it would have behooved us to spend the day on the ship. I'm a weirdo, and was early amused by a Laughing Gull who was convinced that we were going to share some food, and just quietly hung out with us for quite a while. Be it exotic critters or sky rats, I'm pretty content when there's a critter around (#weirdchick). We stopped at Senor Frogs for a quick drink and guac made at tableside, then headed back to the ship. My friends took a shot at the Blaster slide, but at this point the sun was lower, the wind stronger at the top of the ship, and I was overchilled. I can't say this to Mr SpeedNoodles, though, as he's been home scraping I've. It's all in one's perspective. When we returned to the room we found that our stateroom attendant, Venicio, had complied with my request for the use of a robe, since I'm Platinum now. He brought one for each of us, which really tickled everyone. We got showered and dressed for Dress Your Best night, and stopped in the Schooner Bar for one (*ahem... maybe more) pre-dinner martinis and a bit of Classic Movie Trivia. Let's just say that after a couple of martinis none of us could remember the names of the Seven Dwarfs (poor Bashful and Happy). Dinner was good (too much food was consumed, and MORE WINE). We're turning in early in anticipation of tomorrow at Coco Cay.

I'll post about the day later tonight, but for now enjoy this Lavendar Martini. I mean, not as much as I will, but do your best.

We had a full first day, with my traveling companions being quite impressed with the ship. We managed to hit one trip down the Blaster slide - tons of fun, only a 15-minute wait, and probably only the second water slide I've ever been on in my life #lame. After Muster, we headed straight to the helipad, and waited. And waited. And waited. Apparently one of the ships that was supposed to leave before us had been delayed, and we were 5th in line to go. After watching a few bypass us, it just became too chilly and windy to wait it out (not to mention it was getting dark. We grabbed a snack from Cafe Promenade, a drink from the pub, and headed up to watch sail away from the protection of our balcony. We had reservations in the MDR for 9:15, so we went down to see if we could get into the ice show. When I mentioned going to the ice show I received a positive, yet lukewarm, response. We sat in The Key section (really nice seats). I'd seen the ice show on Mariner, which I liked, but this one was so much better. Color my friends impressed - they were amazed (and I was so happy that they were having so much fun). Dinner in the MDR was very good. It's fun when you tell a new cruiser that they can have anything they want, and much as they want. While I'm having fun, most of my fun is coming from watching my friends become hooked on cruising. They were beat after dinner, but far be it from me to miss the 70s Disco Inferno Party on the Promenade (really the only time I like that space). While I'm typically a pretty shy person, all bets are off on a cruise and I have no problems dancing with other passengers and crew, so I had an absolute blast. I had to be obnoxious and had to get my photo taken with the "cop" from the "Village People" for my cohorts.

I restarted my phone and that resolved the issue.

I'm having major issues getting onto Voom - it tells me to go to login.com, but my browser shunts me automatically to login business.com. It worked only once and I created a user name and password, but I received a privacy warning and it shut me down. Booooo.

After a brief Uber ride to the port, we arrived at Terminal A. It was a quick check in, and we were on the ship by 10:35. We dropped off our luggage in the MDR (The Key) and headed up to grab a quick "breakfast" at El Loco Fresh (and maybe a drink). We did a bit of ship exploration, and then hit our actual lunch (Chops in the MDR). We have a corner aft oversized balcony on deck 10. Here's a short tour (hopefully!) https://www.pscp.tv/w/cLVQRDF6WUViQllBT1pCRWV8MXZPR3dhVk15V0x4QjnLn4MiH63w-6hMjfB-Qr3AP71vtybv3sGkB7X6fO1F?t=1s We're going to do a little unpacking and then hit the water slides!

After a brief Uber ride to the port, we arrived at Terminal A. It was a quick check in, and we were on the ship by 10:35. We dropped off our luggage in the MDR (The Key) and headed up to grab a quick "breakfast" at El Loco Fresh (and maybe a drink). We did a bit of ship exploration, and then hit our actual lunch (Chops in the MDR). We have a corner aft oversized balcony on deck 10. Here's a short tour (hopefully!) https://www.pscp.tv/w/cLVQRDF6WUViQllBT1pCRWV8MXZPR3dhVk15V0x4QjnLn4MiH63w-6hMjfB-Qr3AP71vtybv3sGkB7X6fO1F?t=1s We're going to do a little unpacking and then hit the water slides!

My apologies for mixed up pics. My phone isn't cooperating very well with photo placement.

Kimpton Epic Hotel We booked the Kimpton Epic through Hotwire at $239/night. We picked an area we wanted to stay and a star rating, and came up with this. Not bad for 3 people. Mr. SpeedNoodles and I will be back in February, used Priceline, and wound up with the same hotel and price. Lesson learned, don't pay more thab $240/night at the Kimpton. After grabbing a Lyft from the airport ($15.33) we enjoyed a 15-minute ride to the hotel with a very friendly driver. When we checked in, the desk host said "Well, because you've been having winter in Minnesota since about July, we're going to upgrade you to a water view!". Well....ok by us!!!!! Each room has a generous balcony, and ours did not disappoint. We have a full view of the cruise port, and could spot Oasis of the Seas. We were really happy with the room, and spent some time cleaning up. We had to make Happy Hour (read : free wine) by 5pm. Here's some pics from the room : Pool area: After wine we walked down to Biscayne Marketplace and had a bite to eat at Hard Rock Cafe (#toursist) and then mojitos at the Mojito Bar.. Hitting the hay for tonight, more to report tomorrow, from SpeedNoodles!

I think I see you! Or at least your ship!

They found us a plane! We will be boarding soon. Not really too bad of a wait. It took me less than 5 minutes from curb to the end of security, and the TSA agent was keen on my shirt.

Yep, at least we've got that taken care of!

So they just announced that they can't fix this particular plane at the gate, and they currently have no planes of the same type, so until they can find one, we shall sit and wait.

We made it to the airport with plenty of time, but it looks like there's a delay due to a problem with one of the plane deicers. Good thing we all had Bloody Marys and a bite to eat at the airport version of the popular Mpls Hi-Lo Diner.

This was my experience at the Miami airport, too. In my case, it was my fault - Miami is set up different from MSP - where the level where you claim your baggage after your flight is done is the inbound area, the ticketing/TSA area where you board your flight is the outgoing area (I can't remember what they called it in Miami). So since I was on baggage level, I assumed (out of sheer SpeedNoodles logic) that I was on the incoming level, and my Uber drove through the outgoing level three times before he gave up and charged me a $5 no show fee. I then ordered a Lyft, since by then I'd figured out my error (even though to this day I think that it was labeled by Scarface in a very high moment) and all was good. Enjoy Oasis!

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OK, I just went out to shovel the deck, but the ice pellets hurt my head. I seriously need to get out of here. We are all checked in for our flights, but only two of us received seat assignments, so I don't know if that means they overbooked the flight and the other will be on standby or not. I don't fly frequently, and rarely on Delta. We're crossing our fingers. (wow, clearly I haven't learned the art of posting smaller videos and photos - sorry, gang!) 20191130_112615.mp4

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33 hours until our flight to Miami is "scheduled" to depart. I'm trying to get onto a daytime schedule, but last night I wasn't tired enough to fall asleep until 4:30 am (that's a lot of binge watching of "Shameless" on Netflix). I spent the night packing (i.e. discovering that I gained weight over the summer and a change of plans for what clothes got dumped into the suitcase). Still, I got it done without shedding a tear, so I'm calling it a win. I also had to do it pretty quickly - as anyone with a cat knows, there's not much time between opening the suitcase and the cat inserting itself into said suitcase. The next challenge is the weather. The closer we get to our flight time, the worse the forecast becomes. I guess that's why we fly a day ahead, right? Keeping fingers crossed that we aren't delayed too long, and can spend a little time enjoying Miami.