AlmondFarmer

One of the drug cartels uses channel 4-20. Stay off that channel.

You made him sleep in the suitcase room? Cruel.

Please say you switched to almonds.

Since this room is Star Class ask Genie for an ice chest of beer to have available when in tub. If the water temperature drops below body temperature, use your faucet to warm it back up.

Fly Southwest to take advantage of two included suitcases. In second suitcase pack a blow up mattress, air pump and linens. The grass sprinklers come on at 5am outside terminal A. I may have learned this the hard way.

Didn’t want to factor daily gratuities included in bid calculation?

Congrats!! I would have put three exclamation points if upgrade was to deck 9…five if A1. Deck 10 is closer to suite Sun deck.

2 bedroom Aqua theater for two guests…Nice! This will be great as it avoids the awkward situation of sleeping in the same room as your suitcases.

Human waste to help power the ship. Does this mean Sloppy Joes will be the only option in the dining room the night before the ship requires maximum speed?

I recently heard a person who claims reputation significance state that anyone can get pregnant. Not what I learned in fourth grade science class. I guess it will depend who is working at the port.

On my last cruise my wife complained that the toilet seat was often wet. The culprit is still at large. No on board credit asked for.

Royal could utilize nuclear power. The ship would need to be a bit longer to accommodate the reactor, probably 1,320 feet long. Quarter mile island of the Seas. Imagine 12 of these ships lined up. It would be a Three Mile Island. This name should probably be focus grouped to determine if it deters travel.

Extension cord technology has come a long way. I expect a plug in electric vessel will be ready for Norway before 2025. I’ve also heard it is possible to harness the power of wind to propel a ship. This technology will comply with Norways emission standards, until 2050.

I’m trying to explain what a humble brag is to my kids. May I use this as an example?

Zelda Tears of the Kingdom

True North Pole has always been north of nowhere. Magnetic North Pole is a moving target.

I heard the Mayans built the port area after finishing the pyramids.

Spin the bottle on the helipad for 18-20 crowd.

Hands down best Turkey burger I’ve had on a Royal cruise was in a small cafe in Istanbul overlooking the Bosporus strait.

Any plans to make CocoCay Celebrity accessible? I’m thinking elevator for waterpark tower and off road tire rascals for trails around island. Maybe even boat service to floating South Beach bar.

Never ending?!? I thought new reservations must be made before 12am ET to take advantage of the amazing current promotion.

Sorry, to be more clear, this training is for sailings from United States to Europe or when filming a TV commercial.

I got sold a $100 bill for a $20 bill once. Worst purchase ever.

Not supposed to happen. Royal Captains are trained to make sure the sun sets behind the ship each evening.

Confusingly the sunrise can also be viewed depending on the ships orientation. I considered filing a complaint to the “Truth in Marketing” board to have the name changed to Sun view balcony.