HeWhoWaits

The difference is, you're still here and have posted more than just that single rant about how terrible RC is/was.

Oh, the horror! At any establishment on land, I'd be ecstatic to get a drink in 4 minutes or less!

That's what the trolls do.

At that point, we wouldn't have seen the email until after debarkation. Once the ship leaves port, we are cut off from the outside world until the cruise is over. Guess the only way we'll know about a late acceptance is by not being able to use our SeaPass to access the stateroom after dinner.

hat’s the best way to make Easter easier? Put an “i” where the “t” is.

Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast? IHOP!

What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like? Hip hop.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish? The Oyster Bunny.

Why was the Easter egg hiding? Because it was a little chicken.

How does Easter end? With an "r."

Where do bunnies hang out? The hare salon.

What branch of the military would the Easter bunny join? The Hare Force

Thank you - but Navigator goes between Mariner and Oasis, not between Ovation and Quantum.

Now that the roll calls aren't just in order by most recent post, you have to go to the specific ship you're interested in first. THEN the posts within the sub-topic are ordered by most recent. The sub-topics need to be alphabetical by ship and pinned in place so the specific ship is easy to find.

Why shouldn't you tickle an Easter egg? Because it might crack up

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket? Only one—after that, it's not empty anymore

What kind of jewelry does the Easter bunny wear? 14-carrot gold.

Nine hours is nothing compared to being able to board!

I will find out Monday night. I'll be watching the NCAA men's basketball final that night and Tuesday is check in day for the Ovation May 20 sailing. Won't have to wait too long after the game to get past midnight Eastern and try to check in. If it's ship time, I'll probably wait until 3 hours past the start of check in since I'll be getting up for work at 6:00 EDT.

What kind of rabbit can't hop? A chocolate bunny.

What kind of beans won't grow in your garden? Jelly beans.

Just received our second set of free tests from the government. They are iHealth, so would love to hear of any successful usage of iHealth for boarding Royal ships.

We usually make our way to the helipad. That's as forward as you can get.

What do you call the Easter bunny the day after Easter? Tired.

What does the Easter bunny do after he takes a shower? He uses a hare dryer.