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BTW, meant to say that our folio is 0$. The Chops waiter said, oh you're Star Class. Perrier or Evian? And he left the bottle of Malbec at our table.

Also, you're welcome that I did not depict my shower experience in video.

For my Havenites: in addition to cotton balls and Qtips, Royal also does not supply shower poufs or caps. Plan accordingly. Also, I will say Haven towels kick Star Class butt. These are smaller and scratchy. And Haven water pressure is way betterer too. I give my Star Class shower experience a solid B-.

Actual conversation on our aft balcony : Are you seriously drinking champagne and eating grapes right now? Yes. Life is very hard for me. Which one is that? The Moet. Want to try it? Yes....... Tastes like a Brut. Did you say that because that's the only kind of champagne you know? Yes. I wanted to sound smart. What did you think of it? It was smooth. I mean, not as smooth as my Coors Lite. BTW, do you remember singing along to the guitar player last night? No. And I'd like to offer a blanket apology to anyone in the Pub with us. Sorry.

Today's snacks. Yum. We asked for no sweets to be delivered ever. So far, they've honored that.

Today we just went to the suite sundeck. Our balcony was getting no sun. I'll need to take some pics, but it's really nothing to write home about. It has comfy chairs and a great view of the pool. But we've been spoiled by the Haven. There were no bathrooms on the sundeck and no drink service that we saw.

We were in 270. ? And we're still looking for that switch! Winner, winner!

Never flush your underpants.

Derick has given us an aggressive agenda today. I don't see any of it happening, beyond dinner. I have a date in the Solarium with Hendrik Goen (83 1/4 years old).

For the Havenites following along: if there are Qtips and cotton balls in the room, I haven't found them. Luckily, I brought some. Also, because I could not find the answer prior to our cruise, the shampoo provided does contain sulfates, so no good if your hair is chemically treated or colored. We are also going to have to figure out if the stair lights can be turned off... We're moving too slow to figure it out at the moment.

Ahhhh... Breakfast! Although the bacon is a bit overdone for my taste.

We had dinner at Chops last night. I was wondering if it would be a madhouse. It wasn't. I opted for the goat cheese salad, the pepper bacon, and lamb. Full of deliciousness. Batman was going to order the lobster bisque, but our waiter warned him it was fishy so he stuck with shrimp cocktail and the petite filet. He wasn't as excited about dinner as I was. After dinner, we went back to the pub where things start to get a little fuzzy. With no internet, I didn't bring my phone. A disappointment for all of us. It was a missed PUI opportunity. This is the remnants of our previous evening.

Ok folks. The internet started petering out not long after sail away and was still down when we went to the 6:30 show. I didn't wind up trying again till this morning. This was the drink we tried. It smelled like Cotton Candy and looked like it. It tasted pretty much like it too.

That was supposed to be they keep stuff under there... Bedding and such.

Technical difficulties. Please stand by.

On the agenda at some point. I say Yeah. Batman says nay. Cotton Canditini.

Not bad. But NCL's definitely fresher.

Not a huge fan of the mustard, but this was lunch. (We ate 2. You get 5 pretzel sticks.) Derick knew we wanted drinks and recommended we skip CK because it was crazy

Also, I know some ask about this. We got different color cups. Derick also had Coors LITE waiting for us, but they were promptly put in the fridge. That's champagne I brought onboard, FYI.

Drink package. It had been as low as 45$pp in the cruise planner.

Hopefully you can read this. This is formerly Michael's Pub.

Also, would we be too high maintenance if we asked for a stair chair a la George Castanza? https://youtu.be/QhIDesFcfxQ

Also, Derick has a standing order for a spicy Bloody Mary with bacon for my 11:30 "breakfast." @Dolls123, were you asking if you could put suitcases under the bed? The answer is yes if small, but they keep being under there. @WAAAYTOOO, we have Jesus as our room steward. He sounds familiar from your blog.

We also got a bottle of champagne. First drink at Brock and Brass. Muster in 45 min in 270.

I will say traffic flow is not the best. Zone 6 seems so close, yet so far!