FireFishII Posted September 21, 2023 Report Share Posted September 21, 2023 Time for Fall Jokes: Why did the apple pie cry? Its peelings were hurt. What should you do when you witness a crime in the forest? Report it to the leaf of police. Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field. Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a cornfield? Because the corn has ears. Why did the apple pie go to the dentist? Because it needed a filling. WAAAYTOOO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted September 21, 2023 Report Share Posted September 21, 2023 27 minutes ago, FireFishII said: Time for Fall Jokes: Why did the apple pie cry? Its peelings were hurt. What should you do when you witness a crime in the forest? Report it to the leaf of police. Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field. Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a cornfield? Because the corn has ears. Why did the apple pie go to the dentist? Because it needed a filling. You forget one...did you hear about the kid knapping in the park? Don't worry, he woke up. WAAAYTOOO and FireFishII 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FireFishII Posted October 30, 2023 Report Share Posted October 30, 2023 Here are some Halloween Jokes: Where does the witch usually take her vacation? Anywhere that has a broom with a view. Why did the ghost leave his job? He hated the graveyard shift. How did Dracula learn to be a vampire? He took a crash corpse. How do you get rid of demons? Exorcise a lot. rjac and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted October 30, 2023 Report Share Posted October 30, 2023 Why don't people like Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck. WAAAYTOOO and FireFishII 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlantix2000 Posted October 30, 2023 Report Share Posted October 30, 2023 What is a mummy's favorite style of music? Wrap Music! WAAAYTOOO and FireFishII 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FireFishII Posted November 22, 2023 Report Share Posted November 22, 2023 Stop, drop, and pass the rolls! My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn't quit cold turkey. WAAAYTOOO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rjac Posted December 31, 2023 Report Share Posted December 31, 2023 Why are strippers like a boat? Because they don't work if you stop throwing money at them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Cactus527 and WAAAYTOOO 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rjac Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 As we get older, we have to think positive. Just the other day I fell down a flight of stairs. Instead of getting up I just sat there and thought, that<s the fastest I have moved in years! I doubt liquor is the answer. But it's worth a shot. What do you call children born in a brothel? Brothel sprouts. WAAAYTOOO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fastfaller Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Why did the transgender man only eat salads? Because he was a her before. (Herbivore) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fastfaller Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender asks the pirate, What's with the ship's wheel? Pirate responds, Arg, it's drivin me nuts. RCIfan1912, rjac and WAAAYTOOO 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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