HeWhoWaits Posted March 30, 2022 Report Share Posted March 30, 2022 How do you send Easter greetings? By hare mail. cruisellama, Ogilthorpe, WAAAYTOOO and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted March 30, 2022 Report Share Posted March 30, 2022 Why do you paint eggs for Easter? Can you imagine trying to wallpaper them? WAAAYTOOO, cruisellama and Ogilthorpe 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted March 30, 2022 Report Share Posted March 30, 2022 WAAAYTOOO, cruisellama and Ogilthorpe 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted March 31, 2022 Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 What does the Easter bunny do after he takes a shower? He uses a hare dryer. Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted March 31, 2022 Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 What do you call the Easter bunny the day after Easter? Tired. WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 What kind of beans won't grow in your garden? Jelly beans. WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 What kind of rabbit can't hop? A chocolate bunny. WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted April 2, 2022 Report Share Posted April 2, 2022 What kind of jewelry does the Easter bunny wear? 14-carrot gold. Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted April 2, 2022 Report Share Posted April 2, 2022 How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket? Only one—after that, it's not empty anymore Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted April 2, 2022 Report Share Posted April 2, 2022 Why shouldn't you tickle an Easter egg? Because it might crack up WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted April 3, 2022 Report Share Posted April 3, 2022 What branch of the military would the Easter bunny join? The Hare Force Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted April 3, 2022 Report Share Posted April 3, 2022 Where do bunnies hang out? The hare salon. WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted April 3, 2022 Report Share Posted April 3, 2022 How does Easter end? With an "r." WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted April 3, 2022 Report Share Posted April 3, 2022 Why was the Easter egg hiding? Because it was a little chicken. Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted April 3, 2022 Report Share Posted April 3, 2022 Ogilthorpe, LovetoCruise87, RWDW1204 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted April 4, 2022 Report Share Posted April 4, 2022 What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish? The Oyster Bunny. Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted April 4, 2022 Report Share Posted April 4, 2022 What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like? Hip hop. WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted April 4, 2022 Report Share Posted April 4, 2022 Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast? IHOP! Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted April 4, 2022 Report Share Posted April 4, 2022 hat’s the best way to make Easter easier? Put an “i” where the “t” is. Ogilthorpe, LovetoCruise87 and WAAAYTOOO 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted April 4, 2022 Report Share Posted April 4, 2022 What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? “Aye, matey!” Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted April 4, 2022 Report Share Posted April 4, 2022 I'm only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why. Ogilthorpe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted April 4, 2022 Report Share Posted April 4, 2022 The past, the present, the future walked into a bar, it was tense. Ogilthorpe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WAAAYTOOO Posted April 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2022 8 minutes ago, LovetoCruise87 said: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? “Aye, matey!” Took me a minute for this one. Very cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted April 4, 2022 Report Share Posted April 4, 2022 What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke? Ogilthorpe, HeWhoWaits and ellcee 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coneyraven Posted April 7, 2022 Report Share Posted April 7, 2022 LovetoCruise87, RWDW1204, Ogilthorpe and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted April 8, 2022 Report Share Posted April 8, 2022 coneyraven, FJ28 and Ogilthorpe 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coneyraven Posted April 12, 2022 Report Share Posted April 12, 2022 WAAAYTOOO, RWDW1204, HeWhoWaits and 2 others 1 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted April 12, 2022 Report Share Posted April 12, 2022 What does a panda use for cooking? A pan...duh! LovetoCruise87, WAAAYTOOO, RWDW1204 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coneyraven Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 cruisellama, LovetoCruise87 and WAAAYTOOO 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WAAAYTOOO Posted April 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 1 hour ago, coneyraven said: The pig and chicken look somewhat horrified ! cruisellama, coneyraven and cdixon22 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 RWDW1204, coneyraven and BeachGal 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WAAAYTOOO Posted April 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2022 Ok. You’re gonna have to help me with this one, Robert… rjac 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeachGal Posted April 15, 2022 Report Share Posted April 15, 2022 29 minutes ago, WAAAYTOOO said: Ok. You’re gonna have to help me with this one, Robert… Wishing for his man-bits to be larger and used a term which could also refer to a rooster (clock without the "l") cdixon22, AlmondFarmer, coneyraven and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted April 15, 2022 Report Share Posted April 15, 2022 What did the baby corn say to the mother corn? Where's pop-corn? cruisellama, cdixon22, Ogilthorpe and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WAAAYTOOO Posted April 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2022 11 hours ago, BeachGal said: Wishing for his man-bits to be larger and used a term which could also refer to a rooster (clock without the "l") AHHHHH !!!! I totally missed that ! Thanks. I was thinking chicken, not cock ! BeachGal, rjac and RWDW1204 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 14 hours ago, WAAAYTOOO said: AHHHHH !!!! I totally missed that ! Thanks. I was thinking chicken, not cock ! WAAAYTOOO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HeWhoWaits Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 What do you get when a telescope bumps into a microscope? A kaleidoscope. WAAAYTOOO, cruisellama, LovetoCruise87 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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