AlmondFarmer Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 Since never going on a nudist cruise came up on another thread it brought back a memory: The guy all the gals wanted to talk to on the nudist cruise was holding 2 cups of coffee and 6 donuts AshleyDillo, JLMoran, RWDW1204 and 3 others 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted July 12, 2021 Report Share Posted July 12, 2021 I recently bought a wig for $1. It was a small price toupee. WAAAYTOOO, LovetoCruise87, Ogilthorpe and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted July 13, 2021 Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 WAAAYTOOO, jack168, JLMoran and 3 others 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted July 13, 2021 Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 JLMoran, WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdixon22 Posted July 13, 2021 Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 Corduroy pillows are making headlines! LovetoCruise87, rjac, WAAAYTOOO and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted July 20, 2021 Report Share Posted July 20, 2021 Ogilthorpe, cdixon22 and WAAAYTOOO 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted July 20, 2021 Report Share Posted July 20, 2021 I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear. Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted July 20, 2021 Report Share Posted July 20, 2021 You know what they say about cliffhangers........ WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cdixon22 Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 On 7/20/2021 at 7:51 AM, LovetoCruise87 said: You know what they say about cliffhangers........ What? I waiting on the edge of my seat….. JLMoran, RWDW1204, cruisellama and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 What did the wooden dog with no teeth do when it's house was being robbed? Nothing - he was all bark and no bite... WAAAYTOOO, Ogilthorpe and LovetoCruise87 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 Did you hear about the activity for seniors in a retirement facility that haven't had sex in quite some time? It's called "feels on wheels". RWDW1204, WAAAYTOOO, Ogilthorpe and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted July 28, 2021 Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort. SPS, cruisellama and RWDW1204 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted July 28, 2021 Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 On 7/26/2021 at 8:31 PM, rjac said: Did you hear about the activity for seniors in a retirement facility that haven't had sex in quite some time? It's called "feels on wheels". Is that near "The Villages" ? WAAAYTOOO and rjac 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 WAAAYTOOO, Ogilthorpe, LovetoCruise87 and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted August 4, 2021 Report Share Posted August 4, 2021 What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin, get in the car. RWDW1204, Ogilthorpe, cruisellama and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted August 4, 2021 Report Share Posted August 4, 2021 Five guys walk into a bar. You think one of them would've seen it. Ogilthorpe, JLMoran, WAAAYTOOO and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted August 4, 2021 Report Share Posted August 4, 2021 JLMoran, Ogilthorpe, rjac and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted August 5, 2021 Report Share Posted August 5, 2021 Old Aunts used to come up to me at weddings saying, "You're next...." They stopped when I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. cruisellama, Ampurp85, Ogilthorpe and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted August 5, 2021 Report Share Posted August 5, 2021 A women has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. He responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal." RWDW1204, cruisellama, WAAAYTOOO and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 I caught 10 ants in my kitchen yesterday. Instead of trying to get rid of them, I built a little house for them to live. Now I collect rent from my 10ants. Ogilthorpe, JLMoran, WAAAYTOOO and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 How do you get a country girls attention?.....wait for it......a tractor! coneyraven, Ogilthorpe, WAAAYTOOO and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 WAAAYTOOO, Ampurp85, JLMoran and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 JLMoran, WAAAYTOOO, cruisellama and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 And one more: JLMoran, Ogilthorpe, cdixon22 and 2 others 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken behind it didn’t know how to socially distance properly. WAAAYTOOO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 Quarantine has really put a damper on comedy. For months nobody has walked into a bar. JLMoran, Ogilthorpe, rjac and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdixon22 Posted September 5, 2021 Report Share Posted September 5, 2021 The discovery channel should be a different channel every day. Ogilthorpe, cruisellama, JLMoran and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 On 9/3/2021 at 8:16 PM, cruisellama said: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken behind it didn’t know how to socially distance properly. Why did the turkey cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Ogilthorpe, WAAAYTOOO and cruisellama 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 WAAAYTOOO, coneyraven, RWDW1204 and 3 others 1 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RWDW1204 Posted October 22, 2021 Report Share Posted October 22, 2021 In the spirit (get it?) of Halloween, How do you fix a broken Jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch! What kind of shoes to ghosts wear? Boooooooooots! JLMoran, cruisellama, WAAAYTOOO and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 How do you make a yacht look younger? Boat-Tox. cdixon22, Ogilthorpe, WAAAYTOOO and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 What detergent do sailors use? Tide! cdixon22, JLMoran, WAAAYTOOO and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 What does a drunk sailboat do? Get Wrecked. Ogilthorpe, WAAAYTOOO and RWDW1204 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted November 1, 2021 Report Share Posted November 1, 2021 About two weeks into November, the head turkey turns to his second-in-command and says, "I have a feeling something's going down. The farmer just unfriended me on Facebook." Ogilthorpe, WAAAYTOOO, RWDW1204 and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdixon22 Posted November 14, 2021 Report Share Posted November 14, 2021 Yesterday I ate a kids meal at McDonalds. His mother was furious! Mark_A, cruisellama, WAAAYTOOO and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted November 19, 2021 Report Share Posted November 19, 2021 cdixon22, cruisellama, RWDW1204 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted November 20, 2021 Report Share Posted November 20, 2021 Ogilthorpe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Tule Posted November 20, 2021 Report Share Posted November 20, 2021 Ogilthorpe, RWDW1204, WAAAYTOOO and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Tule Posted November 20, 2021 Report Share Posted November 20, 2021 WAAAYTOOO, Ogilthorpe, rjac and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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