rjac Posted June 13, 2021 Report Share Posted June 13, 2021 WAAAYTOOO, JLMoran, Big Tule and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted June 17, 2021 Report Share Posted June 17, 2021 Ogilthorpe, JLMoran and WAAAYTOOO 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted June 17, 2021 Report Share Posted June 17, 2021 Ogilthorpe, JLMoran, Big Tule and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted June 17, 2021 Report Share Posted June 17, 2021 The showers in the cruise cabins are so small, I just soap the walls and spin around a few times! Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLMoran Posted June 17, 2021 Report Share Posted June 17, 2021 2 hours ago, LovetoCruise87 said: If I don't like the kid that I pulled in on my line, or I specifically want 2 boys and 1 girl, can I do catch and release? RWDW1204, LovetoCruise87, Ogilthorpe and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 On 6/17/2021 at 10:06 AM, JLMoran said: If I don't like the kid that I pulled in on my line, or I specifically want 2 boys and 1 girl, can I do catch and release? I think that can be worked out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 Cruiseitude (n): a grumpy mood from lack of cruising Ogilthorpe, JLMoran and cruisellama 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 cruisellama and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Tule Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 rjac, coneyraven, Ogilthorpe and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConstantCruiser Posted June 22, 2021 Report Share Posted June 22, 2021 Why did summer split up with winter? They had a fall-ing out. cruisellama, Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted June 23, 2021 Report Share Posted June 23, 2021 For Christmas, I bought my wife a world map and gave her a dart. I told her to throw it and wherever it lands, we will go on vacation after this pandemic is over. Turns out we are spending two weeks behind the fridge. WAAAYTOOO, Big Tule, Ogilthorpe and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted June 23, 2021 Report Share Posted June 23, 2021 What do you call a emo kid on vacation? A Tropical Depression WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted June 23, 2021 Report Share Posted June 23, 2021 I went on a once-in-a-lifetime vacation. Never again. Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted June 23, 2021 Report Share Posted June 23, 2021 Where Do Sheep Go For Vacation The Baahamas Ogilthorpe, Big Tule and WAAAYTOOO 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted June 23, 2021 Report Share Posted June 23, 2021 RWDW1204, Ogilthorpe and cruisellama 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted June 23, 2021 Report Share Posted June 23, 2021 Ogilthorpe, JLMoran, cruisellama and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted June 23, 2021 Report Share Posted June 23, 2021 Ogilthorpe, JLMoran, cruisellama and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted June 23, 2021 Report Share Posted June 23, 2021 Ogilthorpe, WAAAYTOOO, JLMoran and 5 others 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted June 24, 2021 Report Share Posted June 24, 2021 Her: Would you go to the ends of the Earth to show you love me? Him: That seems to be a long way. Her: So how far WOULD you go to show you love me? Him: How about Cleveland? cruisellama, Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 Q. How do pirates prefer to communicate? A. Aye to aye! Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 Q. Why did the pirate go to the Apple store? A. To buy an iPatch. WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 Q. Why are pirates called pirates? A. Because they arrrr! Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 LovetoCruise87, JLMoran, WAAAYTOOO and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted June 26, 2021 Report Share Posted June 26, 2021 WAAAYTOOO, cruisellama, Ogilthorpe and 2 others 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coneyraven Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 WAAAYTOOO, JLMoran, Ogilthorpe and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coneyraven Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 Ogilthorpe, cruisellama, WAAAYTOOO and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 coneyraven, Ogilthorpe and JLMoran 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coneyraven Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 Ogilthorpe, LovetoCruise87, cruisellama and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coneyraven Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 An oldie, but a goodie cruisellama and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 Ogilthorpe, WAAAYTOOO, JLMoran and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 JLMoran, coneyraven, WAAAYTOOO and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?" WAAAYTOOO, cruisellama and Ogilthorpe 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats. cruisellama, Big Tule, WAAAYTOOO and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovetoCruise87 Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently I need to pay more attention during school pick-up. Ogilthorpe, RWDW1204, WAAAYTOOO and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted June 30, 2021 Report Share Posted June 30, 2021 WAAAYTOOO, LovetoCruise87, JLMoran and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLMoran Posted July 1, 2021 Report Share Posted July 1, 2021 I always liked Jay London's one-liners when he was on Last Comic Standing (although I've heard that his show gets old real fast when it's an hour of that instead of just a few minutes). Here's what he looks like: And he almost always opened his act with, "You may recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart." Ogilthorpe, coneyraven and cruisellama 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coneyraven Posted July 2, 2021 Report Share Posted July 2, 2021 RWDW1204, rjac, cruisellama and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coneyraven Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 RWDW1204, Ogilthorpe, cruisellama and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 SebagoSue, LovetoCruise87, RWDW1204 and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted July 8, 2021 Report Share Posted July 8, 2021 Can I get a HELL YEAH!!! JLMoran, Big Tule, Ogilthorpe and 2 others 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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