coneyraven Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 HeWhoWaits, JLMoran, Ogilthorpe and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coneyraven Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 JLMoran, rjac, Ogilthorpe and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 I see what you did there @coneyraven But I wonder how many on this board remember Weekend at Bernie's. Big Tule 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Tule Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 14 hours ago, HeWhoWaits said: I see what you did there @coneyraven But I wonder how many on this board remember Weekend at Bernie's. cruisellama, JLMoran, Ogilthorpe and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 WAAAYTOOO, PRebecca, JLMoran and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh. WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 A family was sitting by the pool, and one member asked what kind of water they fill the pool with -- fresh water or sea water? The cruise director answered, "Sea water." "Oh, that explains why it's so rough today." JLMoran, WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted January 30, 2021 Report Share Posted January 30, 2021 Why doesn't James Bond fart in Bed? Because it would blow his cover. coneyraven, WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted February 1, 2021 Report Share Posted February 1, 2021 This morning while I was driving around town, I noticed a bumper sticker that said "I am a Veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal". And then I realized, we have a lot of Proctologists driving around here! Big Tule, Ogilthorpe, JLMoran and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted February 2, 2021 Report Share Posted February 2, 2021 A Priest, an Imam, and a Rabbit walk into a blood bank. The Rabbit says, “Hey, I think I may be a Type-O.” RWDW1204, JLMoran, rjac and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coneyraven Posted February 2, 2021 Report Share Posted February 2, 2021 emmef, WAAAYTOOO, gabeb848 and 7 others 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coneyraven Posted February 2, 2021 Report Share Posted February 2, 2021 Ewwww.. Big Tule, cruisellama, RWDW1204 and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted February 2, 2021 Report Share Posted February 2, 2021 RWDW1204, JennP, emmef and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted February 14, 2021 Report Share Posted February 14, 2021 How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach.........it's not hard. RWDW1204, WAAAYTOOO, 4ensic and 3 others 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts JLMoran, rjac, Ogilthorpe and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Tule Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 coneyraven 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 coneyraven, JLMoran, WAAAYTOOO and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coneyraven Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 YES!!!! Those that know me know I'm - All In - on this one. Ogilthorpe, WAAAYTOOO, JLMoran and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twangster Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 1 hour ago, coneyraven said: YES!!!! Those that know me know I'm - All In - on this one. Not buying it... no Old Bay shown on the label. Ogilthorpe, emmef, WAAAYTOOO and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coneyraven Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 11 minutes ago, twangster said: Not buying it... no Old Bay shown on the label. Not yet at least JLMoran, twangster, Ogilthorpe and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 10 hours ago, twangster said: Not buying it... no Old Bay shown on the label. And who would destroy good crab cakes by using tartar sauce? WAAAYTOOO, RWDW1204, emmef and 2 others 3 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 Let's see who understands tis one. emmef, JLMoran, RWDW1204 and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twangster Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 22 minutes ago, rjac said: Let's see who understands tis one. Can you imagine the reaction on social media if a modern TV show did that? We've come a long way. rjac 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WAAAYTOOO Posted February 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 54 minutes ago, rjac said: Let's see who understands tis one. I laughed and said to myself, "most people won't even know who Alice Kramden was". Very cute though. Neesa, cruisellama and rjac 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 A pink cruise ship crashed into a purple cruise ship. You could say the passengers were marooned Ogilthorpe, Big Tule, WAAAYTOOO and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Tule Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 Meanwhile, inside the box, Schrödinger’s cat plans its revenge. Ogilthorpe, JLMoran, WAAAYTOOO and 3 others 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 On 2/23/2021 at 2:29 PM, WAAAYTOOO said: I laughed and said to myself, "most people won't even know who Alice Kramden was". Very cute though. "One of these days - just one of these days" JLMoran, Big Tule, Ogilthorpe and 2 others 1 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, 'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.' The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me..' As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, 'I would Like to buy you a drink, too.' The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.' 'Coming up,' says the bartender. As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, 'I would like to Buy you one, too.' The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.' 'Coming right up,' the bartender says. As he gives her the drink, he says, 'Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why The Scotch with only two drops of water?' The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.' WAAAYTOOO, JLMoran, Ogilthorpe and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 What do you call it when a sailor loses his virginity? First mate. JLMoran, Ogilthorpe, AshleyDillo and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Tule Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 JLMoran, WAAAYTOOO, Ogilthorpe and 5 others 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted March 10, 2021 Report Share Posted March 10, 2021 Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken behind it didn’t know how to socially distance properly. RWDW1204, JLMoran, Ogilthorpe and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coneyraven Posted March 12, 2021 Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 JLMoran, RWDW1204, WAAAYTOOO and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLMoran Posted March 12, 2021 Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 30 minutes ago, coneyraven said: I'm laughing, but at the same time that image is SO DANG DISTURBING!!! cruisellama, coneyraven and RWDW1204 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WAAAYTOOO Posted March 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 8 minutes ago, JLMoran said: I'm laughing, but at the same time that image is SO DANG DISTURBING!!! The one on the bottom left (presumably, Norm) looks like Pat from the old Saturday Night Live episodes ! cruisellama, coneyraven and RWDW1204 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Tule Posted March 15, 2021 Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 Was saving this for today....Et tu JLMoran, coneyraven and RWDW1204 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted March 15, 2021 Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 If something ever happened onboard where the water supply had to be shut off I’ll give you two reasons why you shouldn’t drink the water that’s left in the toilet. #1 and #2. WAAAYTOOO, RWDW1204 and Ogilthorpe 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 Ogilthorpe, Big Tule, cruisellama and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 I hate it when people say that age is just a number. Age is clearly a WORD. Ogilthorpe, cruisellama, JLMoran and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLMoran Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 18 minutes ago, HeWhoWaits said: I hate it when people say that age is just a number. Age is clearly a WORD. And at a certain point, an expletive. cruisellama, Ogilthorpe, teddy and 2 others 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 Knock knock Who’s there? Kelp Kelp who? Kelp me! I’m drowning! WAAAYTOOO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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