RWDW1204 Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 We're both Army but still thought this was funny. JLMoran, Ogilthorpe, MrB and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 How do you make a sweet 85 year old lady swear? Shout Bingo! JLMoran, Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coneyraven Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 JLMoran, rjac, RWDW1204 and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coneyraven Posted August 11, 2020 Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 rjac, RWDW1204, JLMoran and 2 others 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLMoran Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 A man became the first in history to survive after having his entire hepatic system surgically removed. The headlines read, "Patient recuperating 'beautifully' after de-liver-y" Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coneyraven Posted August 20, 2020 Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 JLMoran, cruisellama, emmef and 4 others 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 @coneyraven just reminded me of this classic. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine. Ogilthorpe, coneyraven and WAAAYTOOO 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coneyraven Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 I can't stop laughing cruisellama, Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coneyraven Posted September 16, 2020 Report Share Posted September 16, 2020 WAAAYTOOO, Ogilthorpe, SPS and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 What did the rapper 50 cent do when he was hungry? 58! Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted September 27, 2020 Report Share Posted September 27, 2020 WAAAYTOOO, Big Tule, coneyraven and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Tule Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 rjac and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coneyraven Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 This one took me a minute Ogilthorpe, RWDW1204 and Big Tule 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WAAAYTOOO Posted September 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 1 hour ago, coneyraven said: This one took me a minute Took me a while to figure that one out, too. I had to say it out loud for it to make any sense ! Ogilthorpe and coneyraven 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 I had to decide between making salad with my wife or playing catch with my grandson. It was a toss-up. Ogilthorpe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 The problem with Italian food is that you're hungry again just five or six days after you eat it. Morganno, WAAAYTOOO, coneyraven and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? Just look for fresh prints. Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How was he killed?" asked one detective. "With a golf gun," the other detective replied. "A golf gun! What is a golf gun?" "I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan." rjac, coneyraven, WAAAYTOOO and 4 others 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Ghurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an Ethiopian went to a night club. The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai. rjac, JLMoran, RWDW1204 and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted October 1, 2020 Report Share Posted October 1, 2020 Q: What time do the cows go to bed? A: When it's pasture bed time! Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WAAAYTOOO Posted October 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2020 1 hour ago, HeWhoWaits said: Q: What time do the cows go to bed? A: When it's pasture bed time! LOVE this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coneyraven Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 rjac, Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 Knock. Knock. Who's there? Yoda Lady! Yoda Lady Who? Nice yodeling! JLMoran, Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coneyraven Posted October 5, 2020 Report Share Posted October 5, 2020 WAAAYTOOO, JLMoran, rjac and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted October 5, 2020 Report Share Posted October 5, 2020 Did you know that Megan Markle's husband has decided to go into acting, just like his wife. He'll be referred to as the actor formerly known as prince. coneyraven, StephanieH, Ogilthorpe and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coneyraven Posted October 5, 2020 Report Share Posted October 5, 2020 Ogilthorpe and WAAAYTOOO 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted October 5, 2020 Report Share Posted October 5, 2020 38 minutes ago, coneyraven said: Must be a Maryland thing......... WAAAYTOOO, Ogilthorpe, coneyraven and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coneyraven Posted October 5, 2020 Report Share Posted October 5, 2020 8 minutes ago, rjac said: Must be a Maryland thing......... No --- If it was a Maryland thing, it would have Old Bay WAAAYTOOO, Ogilthorpe, rjac and 2 others 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWaits Posted October 6, 2020 Report Share Posted October 6, 2020 16 hours ago, rjac said: Must be a Maryland thing......... Very PeeGee Canny coneyraven and WAAAYTOOO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coneyraven Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 On 10/6/2020 at 7:37 AM, HeWhoWaits said: Very PeeGee Canny I grew up in Hared Canny #ECStrong "Rise Above The Water" cruisellama 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coneyraven Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 Ogilthorpe, RWDW1204, cruisellama and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLMoran Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 1 hour ago, coneyraven said: As someone who just voted to legalize marijuana here in NJ (ballot initiative), I appreciate this statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 Where do cow farts come from?..........The dairy air. WAAAYTOOO and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WAAAYTOOO Posted October 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, rjac said: Where do cow farts come from?..........The dairy air. THAT is funny ! cruisellama and rjac 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 Q.What has a bottom at its top? A. A leg. Ogilthorpe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjac Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 What's the last thing Jeff Bezos does before he goes to bed?.........He puts his pajamazon. WAAAYTOOO, Ogilthorpe and RWDW1204 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coneyraven Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 rjac, JLMoran, RWDW1204 and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 A man is standing on deck, idly watching the water. On a nearby island, he spots somebody. He strains his eyes to see, and can make out that it is a very thin, dirty looking man with wild hair. He watches him jump up and down, wave, run along the beach and can even faintly make out that he man is yelling at the top of his lungs. Intrigued, the Tourist turns to the Captain, who is standing nearby: "So, what is up with that guy?" The Captain shrugs. "I dunno. He's always this happy when we sail by." Ogilthorpe and coneyraven 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisellama Posted October 16, 2020 Report Share Posted October 16, 2020 Hadn't seen this one. Big Tule and Ogilthorpe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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