Ogilthorpe

What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?

The past, the present, the future walked into a bar, it was tense. 

I'm only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
“Aye, matey!”

hat’s the best way to make Easter easier?
Put an “i” where the “t” is.

Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast?
IHOP!

What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like?
Hip hop.

What branch of the military would the Easter bunny join?
The Hare Force

Where do bunnies hang out?
The hare salon.

How does Easter end?
With an "r."

Why was the Easter egg hiding?
Because it was a little chicken.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
The Oyster Bunny.

😎

What kind of beans won't grow in your garden?
Jelly beans.

What kind of rabbit can't hop?
A chocolate bunny.

What kind of jewelry does the Easter bunny wear?
14-carrot gold.

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one—after that, it's not empty anymore

Why shouldn't you tickle an Easter egg?
Because it might crack up

How do you send Easter greetings?
By hare mail.

Why do you paint eggs for Easter?
Can you imagine trying to wallpaper them?

😎

What does the Easter bunny do after he takes a shower?
He uses a hare dryer.

What do you call the Easter bunny the day after Easter?
Tired.

And they should. The transit mask mandate is about to go by the way side.