SweetPea

Well really, i should have said ... if you're not seeing the shenanigans, it's because you're blind ....

Rule #1: If you haven't found the shenanigans, you're not looking for the shenanigans.....

I can't believe any of you worry about your blogs. Who cares! Everyone here loves to read and engage! I admit, the only thing that holds me back is ... do we REALLY need another week long Star Class cruise report on Oasis Class? But then i find myself absconding to the bathroom to catch you up on utter nonsense and if nothing else, I've entertained myself... write for you and others will follow!

I think you know EXACTLY what I'd say here, so I'll just say half. You wouldn't have to put up with any of this if .....

You can DO it!!! (And you know we'll all be here for it).

#Truth! And please don't get me started on out of state drivers who don't understand the "keep right, pass left only" law we have. The most dangerous are the Clueless ones who camp in the left hand lane doing 60 without a care in the world, forcing everyone to pass right. P.S. love how my phone naturally spelled Clueless with a capital "C." Forget Hairspray or Cats ... Royal needs new movie rights.

Thanks for bringing us along! Now, if we can only get an Edge Class to come to Bayonne!!

I have to admit ... i was really (and i man really) lost on the whole cup holder thing. I was thinking, WTH? Doesn't Royal have small tables for that? Ok, i get it now.....

Amen! I was feeling left out with all these teens of the 90s nonsense! Hmpph! Not that i don't love me some 90s music, but 80s is the best. I remember teaching my high school seniors the day Kurt Cobain died and i honestly thought it would provoke a modicum of emotion from them. One asked, "who's that?" Another said, "who cares." I hung my head in shame and moved on to Shakespearean sonnets .....

You had to seriously ask for that?! It wasn't automatic? NCL is the premier nickel and dime cruise line, but even we were auto refunded our cabana any time we had to leave Great Stirrup Cay early.

Hmmphh. Pics or it didn't happen. Never seen it myself!

Fixed it for you .... In all seriousness, Batman and I agree with you on wanting to eat alone. But what they put you through sounds a bit ridic. You said human ping pong. I was envisioning Monkey in the Middle where that dining time with a table of 2 was just out of reach until Deck 3 got tired of playing and threw you a hint.

Do you need muscle? I'm sick and he's not helping. I will gladly send him your way for a few hours!

Surely you aren't referring to the book of Psalms, so I'm going to guess ... The Princess Bride?

Where is Batman MacGuyver when you need him?! He'd have had all your bags waterproofed! Sorry to hear, and i hope you can get everything dried out!

Sorry I've been MIA for the cruise countdown, but YEAH!!! YOU'RE ON THE SHIP!! Congrats on the Express Boarding! I'm putting the over/under of this trip's AAA calls at 5.... And P.S. Also team @WAAAYTOOO, @OCSC Mike, and @ScottD for driving to the port! You've yet to convince me that flying to Florida in Dec and Feb is better than driving to Cape Liberty to sail out of your home state in May or June!

I'm honestly not surprised by your answer. Utopia with those shorties is crazy. That's some amateur cruise hour stuff with there. Don't blame you for passing!

Sorry I'm just catching up. But another +1. He was fine once, but i wouldn't feel the need to see him again.

I know that's blasphemy here, but I'm quietly raising my hand in agreement I could honestly not care less about Symphony in May and would rather just do Odyssey in January.

Ugh me too. Angel is the WORST trigger for me. Hope you can recover soon!

Man, when i get to be an actual vintage a la @asquared17 (and most def not @Ampurp85's definition of vintage), i hope I'm not as entitled and stubborn as what you're dealing with on this cruise! I bet that $25 OBC for the train malfunction wasn't sufficient for them.

I've had a crazy week so just catching up. I'm sorry Allure wasn't much of an Allure lol. However, I'm curious if you'd rather do a short cruise solo on Allure or share a room with your mom on Wonder?

+1 in the RUDE column. Did you tell them you didn't feel like peopling that day?!

Interesting! They do have a bar there too, right? I'm envisioning people getting bumped with that cart like the poor aisle people on airplanes!